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My girlfriend and I broke up because of Kanye's meeting with Trump.

We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how it was good that Kanye was bringing up issues important to him to the president. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "retarded ♥♥♥♥", and it was a wrap.

We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Kanye.

And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too.

My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama.

The only people I've talked to in like a week are my parents.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end