sir can you please spare some microwave

lets go

i gave your money to steam ask them

hi im calling from computer tech support. we have found that your computer has a virus and would like to help you get rid of it. please follow these steps. go into your C:\Windows\ and then look for the system32 folder. this is your virus. please delete this to protect your computer. you will immediately notice that your computer goes into hyperspeed (your computer is going 1.32 million fps - frames per second) because the virus is gone. you can now play the fortnite with no lag.

sincerely

- raj mahmoud

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-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 5 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…

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hey daddy

I'M DELETING YOU,💯 🙈HARAMBE🙊🙊!😭👋
██I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I] 10% complete.....
████I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I] 35% complete....
████████I_I_I_I_I_I_I_I] 60% complete....
██████████████_] 99% complete.....
🚫ERROR⁉️!🚫
💯True💯 Harambes are irreplaceable 💖I could never ❌delete❌ you 🐵🐒🐒Harambe🐵🐵!💖 Send this to ten🔟🔟 other 👪gorillas🙉🙊 👪 who give you 💦cummies😂😂😂💦 Or never get🉐 😅called😰 ☁️loyal☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get🉐
00️⃣0️⃣ Back: no 👎 cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3🖱 back: you're a 🅰️ 🐵🐒🐒monkey☁️💦
🕠5🕠 back: you're 🐵🐒🐒Harambes 🐵🐒💯💯kitten😽👼💦 Meow!

This sentence is false.

Hi! I saw you were looking for a Boyfriend. So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

ello blazers, nofukers here

okay dad

I have nothing against you I just value nemo and wolfys friendship over yours

you obv have something against me if you're going to unfriend me over something that has nothing to do with you. so why not block you?

Well for one you blame it all on wolfy and another what is even the point in blocking me? Like what am I gonna do to you?

welp, if you dont i dont know what to tell you :|

I don't see much logic in that tbh

its whatever tho, i blocked you because you unfriended me over something that wolfy couldnt deal with himself and decided to bring his friends into it.

Pretty sure thats what a friend is you frail ♥♥♥♥

i dont want more friends though, i want ones that i actually talk to :)

quit being so toxic and you would have more friends :)

At the request of your old friends dummy

LOL You blocked me? Are you that frail?

haha I am just joking around butthurt much?

dunno what's your problem butter, i thought we were cool but i guess ur hoppin on the bandwaggon too. pce.

Does this ♥♥♥♥♥ know when to ♥♥♥♥ off?

accept my req so i can attack you with my passive agressive powers again

thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there

Damon you raging ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice picture autist

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

pie ass ♥♥♥♥♥

Eat my ass Nemo

damon with that retarded picture of yuno and the faggoty profie

your slav squat is all wrong. cyka

Okay dad

-rep got me VAC banned for BHOP scripts

How to be a ♥♥♥!
Step 1: Make your profile look like anime ♥♥♥♥.
Step 2: Learn c++.
Step 3: Make a Hack.
Step 4: Download Slam and anime music.
Step 5: Rage hack in casual while spamming anime music.
Step 6: Enjoy being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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Okay dad only if you give me extra cummies

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