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Fondis Jun 12 @ 11:00am 
superb tactical mind
Atrick07 Sep 26, 2024 @ 1:36pm 
Nice shot yoob :)
squarto Aug 25, 2024 @ 9:39am 
big worm
Cats and Beans Aug 22, 2024 @ 2:26pm 
good
loki :D Aug 17, 2024 @ 4:50pm 
possibly the greatest gamer of all time
Baconatoя Jul 26, 2024 @ 11:57am 
added to ask about your shaman
Magamand💜 Jul 8, 2024 @ 10:30am 
Time to shine in the gaming arena.
neet the permavirgin May 12, 2024 @ 12:14am 
My name is Geoffrey Allen Yvolle. I was born on August 4 1993, and on May 5 at 2:50pm PST, I kidnapped Gage Stanton, a blue boy with blonde eyes. His ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is tight, which is good because my ♥♥♥♥ couldn't make a hamster bleed. I am currently in a Wendy's bathroom in Olympia WA, and I'm not gonna stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him in the ass until I can suck my own ♥♥♥ out of his mouth.
zymkad Jan 31, 2024 @ 6:37pm 
items too high float. not factory new enough -rep
mort Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:05pm 
I'm telling you, yoobzerk is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
https://leetify.com/2023/76561198106657573#friends
Onno Nov 13, 2023 @ 11:37am 
this dude came to my house and stole all of my top shelf zaza -rep +$1000 bounty
ICoffee Nov 6, 2023 @ 3:59am 
hi man added for trade
Sep 6, 2023 @ 10:32pm 
you need less spells and more columbus crafts 0/10 terrible inventory
mort Aug 29, 2023 @ 7:28pm 
alright so we have howl water here with the play on on this new farm map its called anime ban so so we got this player his name is howl water now its uh and hes playing this map ok now as you can see hes a really good player like extremely good like top 100 very good at the game and as you can see like its signature double tapping to aim this ok this is extremely high tech high level tech ok very very skilled player and here goes the jumps and as you can see this is extremely high skilled like extremely high skilled he has no luck very very high skill ok this is a type of this is a type of play you expect from a top 100 player and that is why he gained one 1 billion performance points from this play alone very high level very good player
cv Aug 13, 2023 @ 6:49am 
added for offer
Guppy Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:42am 
Heya, I'm pretty interested in your Woolen Warmer could you pls add me if its up for trades :3
gzey Jul 29, 2023 @ 12:38pm 
Enjoy the M4 bro! :extralife:
Chrome Jul 28, 2023 @ 11:20pm 
added for a trade!
halloween Jul 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm 
added for trade inquiry
mort Jun 21, 2023 @ 6:37pm 
I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. I am not gay. Stop saying I am gay. If you were a girl, I would have probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY whose tight bussy will remained un stretched by my fat, meaty, nine inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT GAY. If I was gay though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY, and you will have your virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay, and I will never be. If I was ever gay in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I AM NOT.
Limestone Pie Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:53pm 
- rep, pockets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who spawncamp the whole game... so sick of griefers like this ruining the game
Goose (Loose) May 10, 2023 @ 4:32pm 
-rep exist
76561199129978831 May 8, 2023 @ 2:17am 
ge ge
mort Apr 16, 2023 @ 3:28pm 
Recently, I've been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big ♥♥♥♥ turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then ♥♥♥♥ it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out "I love Oscar-winning actor Anthony Hopkins" each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it's completely normal, but he's gay, so I can't trust him.
Onno Apr 6, 2023 @ 6:44pm 
Took the book off the Wock’ pint, I need the recipe
EndlessHunger Feb 25, 2023 @ 10:42am 
lan?
Corbezy Feb 23, 2023 @ 4:29pm 
Added for gifts + hat
mort Feb 17, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
you also sound really fat, so after ur shift at mcdonalds, go for a run every day
mort Feb 17, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
Nice lisp + No good skins, cringe showcases, imagine being as poor as you, yikes.... get it together bud, I heard mcdonalds starts at 12 an hour, you should pick up some shifts to reflect on yourself
neet the permavirgin Feb 13, 2023 @ 6:46pm 
Yes I just auto'd or P90'd you. I'm an old man, almost 50 years old, so that's my excuse for being a little slower than you young bucks. Born in the Bronx and in living the sweet life in Miami. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

Specs:

AMD Phenom II X4 925 at 3.33GHz
AMD Radeon HD5770 1GB
4 GB DDR2 800
AOC 19" Monitor 1440x900
Rosewill $10 chicklet keyboard
Logitch $6 2 button mouse
No-name $9 headset but the mic sucks so I don't use it

If this guy in his late forties owned you with this set-up then sorry but LOL!
mort Feb 10, 2023 @ 4:57pm 
Ahh ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you’d get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on ya ♥♥♥♥. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha’ll call yo dog ass if she stops ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ with that brain surgeon or lawyer she ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with. ♥♥♥♥♥
mort Jan 28, 2023 @ 8:31pm 
not an awp player. lmfao yikes
zymkad Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:18pm 
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
zymkad Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:10pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
zymkad Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:07pm 
not an awp player. lmfao yikes
genuinely don't° Jan 25, 2023 @ 4:45pm 
not an awp player. lmfao yikes
雪山孤狼 Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:14am 
gogo
jax Jan 12, 2023 @ 3:09pm 
patrick walls yeye
mike.coxaintlong.2018 Jan 2, 2023 @ 12:59pm 
added for rgb
Muakz Jan 1, 2023 @ 5:23am 
hello keen to purchase your cc summer hat if its up for sale. can pay pure keys let me know if you are interested to sell.
EQEQEEQEQ Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:16pm 
sup I can pay 100 keys for Buck Turner add me if you interested
fat and girly Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:54pm 
chrismus!!!
mort Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
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mort Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:54pm 
IF U DIED I WOULDNT BE AT UR FUNERAL CUZ I WOULD BE IN JAIL 4 KILLIN THE PERSON THAT KILLED U

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Pocket Sized Dec 25, 2022 @ 5:41pm 
merry christin
zymkad Dec 6, 2022 @ 7:14pm 
+trade
Thorgann Nov 13, 2022 @ 11:50am 
yo lets play
zymkad Oct 18, 2022 @ 6:57pm 
bad inventory
Sep 16, 2022 @ 4:55pm 
goreshit shades but not in the goreshit steam group. tragic
the goat Sep 16, 2022 @ 2:24pm 
would you be willing to sell the scorching ritzy rick's?