Simon

Means:

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge ♥♥♥♥, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

``♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that is one Simon ♥♥♥♥´´
``Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.´´
``Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.´´