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Hey mate, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays 2dr!

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Merry Christmas, Toodr

Any bee born after 1993 can't cook. All they know is marrygolds, pollinate they flower, work, be asexual, eat honey and fly.

Let’s say, hypothetically, that you were, for instance, in my bedroom. Now keep up. Let’s say that you, yes you, wanted to be Ben Shapiro’s little ♥♥♥♥♥. Hypothetically, of course.

Now that we have established that you are Bens little ♥♥♥♥♥, I am to provide punishment. Am I not wrong?

Now let’s say that once punishment has started that you, hypothetically, enjoy it like the little libtard ♥♥♥♥♥ you are. Now at this point this is what we’re going to call the climax of the story, understandably you enjoying this has made me more angry considering the fact the the punishment was not the provide enjoyment. Now let’s say I pull out a blunt object, I would hit you and you would be unconscious. Am I not wrong?

And now let’s say that you, while unconscious, were bound to my bedpost. At this point, hypothetically I’d start undressing. Am I not wrong?

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I already miss you..

dead

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England is my city

3k hours on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tf2 wtf you actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

Ahoy! Saw your post and that you're looking for a scout, but hear me out. I've played 5 seasons of spy and I consider myself one of the best (currently) spy players in the game. I've got the tact, talent and knowledge to pull off some real insane stuff. I only like playing spy, but everyone keeps turning me away from 6s teams but listen to me. The reason 6s players aren't running spy 24/7 is because no one is good enough or has played enough spy to be able to be as effective as I would! I can trickstab, scout out the enemy team and hit revolver shots like they're nothing, trust me, I've been pugging the past few months and most people don't stand a chance against me, except some really, really good players. Just give me a shot and I'll show you why the shpee (lol sorry I had to!) deserves a permanent place on any 6v6 team that is worth a damn.

Accept my invite and we can discuss, maybe a trial or a 1v1.

absolutely! young man!! sure diddly!

Can you teach me how to surf as a christmas present?

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

wow gee whiz mister just ｃｏｍｅ ｂａｃｋ ｔｏ ｕｓplease my children are starving and the family cow has just ｒｕｎ ａｗａｙ ｆｒｏｍ ｈｏｍｅ what an inconsiderate cow we do not have much time left help :)

luv u sexy

The next time you comment like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron, ask yourself "would I rather write this useless comment or would I rather clean my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ act up and stop being a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". My New Years resolution is to never have the misfortune of you coming across any more of my comments and throwing up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ insight at me.

what the ♥♥♥♥ is the point in correcting me. You think I don't know how to spell "your"? I shortened it to "ur" because I was eating chips and typing one handed and didn't want to bother with those 2 extra letters just to please a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lifeless fat neckbeard like you.
Stop thinking you're smart just because you can correct somebody's spelling, you seem like a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot jackass and I'm ashamed and disappointed that on the internet where there are millions of comments and commentors, I was still stuck with a response written by somebody like you.
You obviously knew what I meant, it's not like I spelt "your" as "s;ldkfjs;dlfkj". Take your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dildo keyboard out your crusty ass and realize that maybe you have no friends and plans tonight because you're an unlikeable cumstain who repels everybody away like opposite poles on a magnet.

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING.

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Offer sent :3

https://youtu.be/mv6mv7ekLqo at 6:00. You're gonna be famous

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I just met you on a valve server and didnt reconise me XD
Hint: i play on acids and my (old) steam name begins with G

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Merrih chrismasu

Nice.

Dear Rob TEH

I went to the shops the other day and saw a fish doing sit-ups, what your view on the subject?







From

Mr Jam

bye