Chill E-Daddy my xp bar is low

tosser

hello wanker

omg tomo weeb. one of us.

summit is that you

corr blimey ;) got matched in a csgo game with this B34ST and he did not disappoint. crazy flicks, natural awper and insanely good coms. +++rep and consider yourself lucky to be gaming with this man, or unlucky if youre matched against him hegh hegh :3

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model. My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥ing good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.