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I LAIKED YOUR COMMEND LOL

Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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ＨＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂Ｄ Ｏ Ｔ Ａ ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯ U

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weaboooo!

KroNoZ #ikkesickmere 15 Mar @ 12:45am
stfu trash

Gonna tell you da story
of reggea shark!
there are hundreds of sharks livin' under da sea
great whites, hammerheads abd White tip reefs
but the one shark discovery always leave out
is the deadlock rasta fish i'm talkin' about
reggae shark!
reggae shark is real
him got a band with the seals
he don't want to harm ya
he just want your ganja
after dark reggae shark come cruisin'
some say reggae shark's part human
him was cursed by an evil jelly witch
didn't have no reason,
she was just a ♥♥♥♥♥
some kids were boatin'
and smokin' a spliff
reggae shark swam over
to ask for a hit
the kids start screamin'
and one of them drowned
now the sheriff and his posse gonna hunt him down
reggae shark got no plitical agenda
he just wants redemption
and he also wants ganja
but ya can't light a spliff
when you live underwater
one day a drug boat had to drop its load
raggae shark come along
and him eat it whole
now he's starvin' like marvin'

got the munchies
then him see the evil sheriff
and all his flunkies
he put his fins in the air and said
it wasn't me fault
but the sheriff said fire and the rifles shot
but it was just a shark decoy ried to a raft
cus the reggae sark's a master
of da arts and crafts
he jumped on the boat
and the sheriff fell down his throat
the townspeople cheered
and said you brought us peace
you took a bite of corruption
in the town police
they threw him a huge ticker tape parade
cus that they know he balances the food chain
they gave him the key to kingstontown
you should see the tourism he brings in now
you've redeemed yourself,
said the jelly witch
me can reverse that curse
and grant your wish
him looked at the witch
and he say "nay"
cus i'm a reggae shark
and that's the way i'll stay!
reggea shark!
reggea shark!
reggea shark!

Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｉ＇ｍ Ｓｎｉｔｈ， ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ ｍｙ ２０２１４３ｔｈ ｇａｍｅ ｏｎ Ｃｈｅｎ． Ｅｖｅｎ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｈｅｒｏ Ｉ ｐｌａｙ Ｉ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｓｕｃｋ ａｔ ｉｔ． Ａｓ ａ ｃｏｍｐｅｎｓａｔｉｏｎ ｆｏｒ ｍｙ ｌａｃｋ ｏｆ ｓｋｉｌｌ Ｉ ａｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｂｕｙ ａｌｌ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ｉｔｅｍｓ ａｎｄ ｇａｎｋ ｍｉｄ ａｔ ｌｖｌ ２ ａｎｄ ｆａｉｌ． Ｔｈａｎｋｓ ｆｏｒ ｌｉｓｔｅｎｉｎｇ

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your void gave me cancer anyway.

I sexually identify as mom's spaghetti. When I was young I was raised to believe that I could do anything that I put my mind to. I knew I wanted to be mom's spaghetti. So growing up I would sometimes coat myself in parmesean cheese. A lot of people didn't talk about things like that when I was a child because it was frowned upon. But now I am trying to raise awareness, because everyone has a right to wear red sauce and parmesean cheese. Unfortunately a lot of us spaghettiers end up at rap battles only because that's where we Are accepted. And even then we just feel like we are parts of sweaters. Please help me raise awareness for us who choose to be Mom's spaghetti.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Arteezy gets first blood on Suma1L mid and he says, "That's how you do it, son." Then Universe comes down the lane, hand in hand with his princess, Aui_2000, and proclaims, "Don't you talk to my nephew that way." But then Fear rolls down midlane in his wheelchair -- old man, Father Fear -- looks directly into Arteezy, his son's eyes and softly says, "Where am I?"

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

IF U WERE KILL TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KUROSU U!
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WE TRUE NAKAMA
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WE DIE TOGETHER

"Haha, what a great day of casting" Merlini proclaimed. "Yeah, we did awesome, bro. Give me a high five". Oh boy, not this again, thought Merlini. "Bro, we're so tight we don't need to high five". Yet Zyori insisted. "High five my hand bro". Merlini had no choice. Merlini's hand still smells like Zyori's balls to this day.

This chat is full of mentally retarded children, its like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hoping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+ v, I swear to god none of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble

PLS NO COPY PASTERINO

STFU F*KING C*MMUNIST

This chat is full of mentally retarded children, its like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hoping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+ v, I swear to god none of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble

PLS NO COPY PASTERINO

+rep fast trader

Nice to meet you Fart.

+rep

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+rep, good trade, nice talk about.... commending !!!

rep gd trader.

+rep Fast trade

friendly trader :D ++rep

fast trade. very good

+REP fast trade

+rep

+Rep, Very nice trader

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