Texas: World's Greatest Country
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Texas City, Texas, United States
All those other states, man, they just WISH they could be Texas. Greatest Country on the Earth; better than even 'MURRICA, California, or even the Confederacy. Teeeexas ain't even got no taaaaxes (except the ones you pay--they have those), and they all got some naaaace things....like chicken.

Yeah. Teeexas. Come on in and gluglugluglug....
All those other states, man, they just WISH they could be Texas. Greatest Country on the Earth; better than even 'MURRICA, California, or even the Confederacy. Teeeexas ain't even got no taaaaxes (except the ones you pay--they have those), and they all got some naaaace things....like chicken.

Yeah. Teeexas. Come on in and gluglugluglug....
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Aug 17, 2012 @ 8:42am 
Russian punk band sentenced to 2 years in prison for "Hooliganism" {LINK REMOVED}
Jul 30, 2012 @ 7:28am 
Gah... add me on your other accounts too :p
Jul 14, 2012 @ 11:17am 
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/542932685053002329/3173660C0E67066135E5C60B654C70521C98C8C8/ Behold sir. Your idea has deprived me of precious work time and sleep.. but it is done. next time I come over Ill stick it on a flash drive for you ;D