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Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating more
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-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
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If the designers of X-window built cars, there would be no fewer than five
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feature, that.
-- From the programming notebooks of a heretic, 1990.
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system-independent, adj.:
Works equally poorly on all systems.
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