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3 people found this review helpful
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804.7 hrs on record (776.3 hrs at review time)
Half of all players on PC are cheating because, per usual, Japan doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ what China and the rest of the world does because they have "region lock." Which, don't forget, is really just "Japan lock." So we're forced to play with the constant spam of chinese script kiddies and 12 year olds using VPNs to make matchmaking unplayable. Just buy dark souls 3. Or 1. Or 2. Actually, any soulsborne game that isn't this.
Posted May 21.
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1,872.0 hrs on record (1,835.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
half of all people who play this on competitive, at any rank, are using some sort of 3rd party software. Valve refuses to do anything about it. Do not buy this game. Do not play this game. It is a waste of your time and if you're smart you'll treat this like a drug. Don't even find out that you enjoyed yourself in one game. That might lead to trying to find a game like that game. You might find one, you might find a better one, but only after suffering through endless experiences that sour you again and again. Just don't start.
Posted March 16, 2023.
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26 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
1,658.6 hrs on record (979.1 hrs at review time)
TF2 was the greatest class shooter to ever exist. Untill Valve started vacuuming money up their collective ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and left the game to rot. You can't play a game without a hacker. It doesn't happen. VAC doesn't work. The community is toxic and will gladly KEEP hackers on their team (instead of kicking them) in order to get a "big kok feelz" 1 extra xp. Did I mention the "xp system" and "leveling up" are worthless and go against the very nature of class shooters while still being fine because, again, they do NOTHING but give the kids who play this game for 10, maybe 20 hours a reason to play for another 10. At the cost of your player base. At the cost of the marketplace for TF2 cosmetics and taunts. Valve has abandoned this game long ago. Do not waste your time or money. It used to be a meme but honestly, go play f2p Overwatch.

update 2023: every lobby has at least one script kiddy with a burner account using aim prediction OR the lobby is full of sniper bots and is unplayable

DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME
Posted May 28, 2019. Last edited April 15, 2023.
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