He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.
-- Sinbad
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Our congratulations go to a Burlington Vermont civilian employee of the
local Army National Guard base. He recently received a substational cash
award from our government for inventing a device for optical scanning.
His device reportedly will save the government more than $6 million a year
by replacing a more expensive helicopter maintenance tool with his own,
home-made, hand-held model.

Not suprisingly, we also have a couple of money-saving ideas that we submit
to the Pentagon free of charge:

(a) Don't kill anybody.
(b) Don't build things that do.
(c) And don't pay other people to kill anybody.

We expect annual savings to be in the billions.
-- Sojourners
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out
next morning it was someone else.
-- Will Rogers
🤤

i think ur so cute

can you sing my profile ?

Waky waky eggs and and bacon

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:D Hello queen bee!