Dolph1n
ak47 abuser   California, United States
 
 
MG Staff from 10/20/18 to 12/2/2018.

“Whenever the strong would harm the weak, I will be there.” -Ajani Goldmane
“It's cheaper to be yourself, ain't no wrong way to be.” -Kevin Gates
“Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.” -Bruce Lee
“Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.” -Bruce Lee

I usually don't trade.

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Random shit:


Angsty Nirvana Fan: "want my cock inside them just as you go everywhere i go ladies" ronald mcdonald
Angsty Nirvana Fan: " glurg glurg glurg zoizozozozoozozz that was awesome but now its titty touching time" ronald mcdonald

Angsty Nirvana Fan: huniepop emojis, im such a whore

The Futa Loli: FUCK ME THIS NEWFANGLED PORN IS AMAZING

The Futa Loli: barely legal is the best kind of legal

The Tentacler: no protips?
Prestigious Dolphin: um
Prestigious Dolphin: place your crosshair over the enemy
Prestigious Dolphin: and press your left mouse button
The Tentacler: lol
Prestigious Dolphin: till they die
The Tentacler: im bein serious
Prestigious Dolphin: i am too

14:36:50 homeless: my penis is so huge right now
14:37:01 homeless: im touching it so hard right now that i get a 1 sec orgasm
14:37:05 homeless: uhhuuh hh oho
14:37:29 homeless: piiniiis
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Quantex B> Backpacks Jan 17 @ 3:07pm 
Adding ofr a trade!
ReKCaHURT Sep 15, 2018 @ 12:34pm 
plays tf2 & Rdms constantly because he is bad
Dolph1n Apr 8, 2018 @ 3:38pm 
it was a slight miscalculation ok
Soulmate Apr 8, 2018 @ 4:07am 
"Do you guys know how to long chute?" - Dolphin
"Yeah" - Us
"Okay, meet you there." - Dolphin

*ten seconds later*
"I chuted too late" - Dolphin
Darkgold Nov 16, 2017 @ 4:28pm 
-rep trying to steal weapons in csgo
Dolph1n Jul 9, 2017 @ 1:27am 
ouch