"hApPy NeW yEar!" Oh, please. Spare me your Earth-centric time labels! Just because an Earth "year" has 365 earth "days," doesn't mean the rest of the universe has to dance to your celebrations. Maybe you should acknowledge the planet Mercury and say "happy new year" every few earth months! Or be nice to Jupiterians and only say it every twelfth Earth year! personally, I'm in solidarity with Pluto. I won't acknowledge a year has passed until your precious earth calendar reads 2259.

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