Happy Bday!

-rep don't like the state of him

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, he's top 500.

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

signed by jester

"Hi" said the rat to the cheese
even though the rat was hungry so he ate the cheese
He loved the CHEESE....
but now the cheese was in the belly :(
and now... he can't process the cheese
because it's DAIRY!!!!
and now :( now he's constipated
and he can't buy laxatives because he's a rat ;;;;
discrimination at it's finest >:( and he doesnt know what to do
he's filled up like a BALLOON :(
and he misses the cheeese ;;;;;;
and he says "God please :(" but the god doesn't speak rat
the god only speaks
HUMAN LANGUAGES!! T_T

tree is alive and well in argentina

I can give my Karambit Tiger Tooth ft for all of your Karambit Tiger Tooth (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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this guy stinks

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+rep best customer experience I've ever had. He really pulled out all the stops, grapfruit and everything. Never have I been so impressed with consideration and appreciation to a craft.

hello yes i saw ur forhire ad id like to pay 2000 yen for a picture of a cat eating a pencil pleas get back to me thx

+rep he still a friend

-rep drove through a bridge with people shooting at us and didn't stop, worst uber driver

I wish I had a car bum. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriend’s tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna ♥♥♥. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

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Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

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Sakura Trick is God reincarnated. Allow us to all rejoice in the lesbian love of our favorite two anime protagonists as they fufil their prophecy and clense this world of all sadness. Their bra sizes are the only thing that matters. And if you can't accept them bonding by marriage through heart and by law, then you are a lesiphobe and you need to check your freshman-high-school lesbian girl priviledge. Thank you for listening to the word of God. Please spread to your loved ones that girls kissing is okay and any straight-♥♥♥ should be gunned down on the streets like the disgusting individuals they are.

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I love you too, tetch. please don't die and u can put a heart in desc

oh,

In that case,
See you cowgirl. Some day, somewhere!

hey u frickers! get off my profile !!!what r u doing.??! how do i delete th ecomments !!!!!!!!!!!!! i need my grandson to heelp me ouver here eto delecte the commetns! u are reported!

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vsauce is bae

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is this the birthday card? I was not informed. I like halloween so I would like an invitation to this shrek x spongebob birthday fusion mashup extravaganza!

!!!!!!!!!! hello my bestest friend ever. have a merry new years and happy halloween !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Msauce, Vehicle here!

Alway remember September 11th, 2001 day

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