thats my favorite saying unironically

novi sad...
gde je bog rekao laku noć

svaka osoba da bude jugosloven

spg enthusiast

u put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot

tramo

tane

new year fireworks reprise

among us bomb

be water my friend

emogazer

There's no short, medium or tall in the description of a king. Stay strong brother. You are a king, and the grind is your empire.

Foul play

imagine red card katarina giving you a red card for being a naughty boy holy moly

I fell in love with my feet as it crushed me to death

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

Мајмуне :D

Mora saltas kamerice

● 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝔂
𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮
𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭
𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 ●  

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

čko

Su-p, senpai ;) ♥

тужан момак
лоша спика

кол'ко сад бои мојбрат

My boy be chuffing that PARLIAMENT...

Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏽

terrible dino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JudFGRUrN_8

it was 33 celsius today and my friend made me eat ketchup

whenever my friend tane with big brown eyes wears his soft tan jacket, his eyes pop. It's a startling effect and i can't stop but gaze at his appearance. no i don't get a boner or anything when this situation occurs.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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hey "Steeleye" (you told me to call you that on here) I just wanted to remind you about your interview tomorrow honey! I know you're playing those computer games you like but always remember what's important! Your father and I are so proud of you. We love you!
Love mom

Person above me is hella gay!!!

Lol you've never listened to Selected Ambient Works 85-92 Bro?? Lol you're such a noob dude 1/10 no wonder you're single 😂😂😂🙄

dont be an idiot ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

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ok here i come *throws up bile*

wooo hev hand and voice reveal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzIzGXRJqe0

hey ketchup worshiper take THIS ᕕ༼ ͠ຈ Ĺ̯ ͠ຈ ༽┌∩┐

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ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＮＩＧＨＴＣＯＲＥ ！
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i like cocaine

ketchup ingredients: coagulated blood, urine, cocaine, nutmeg and rubbing alcohol.

xd

hev: my cat died
tane: xd

Really nice guy, respectable. Always greets, never burdens people. Also, his English is basically fluent.

ketchup is satan's diarrhea

here's a nice fluffy bun with cheese and beef and.. aw ♥♥♥♥! Ketchup strikes again!