Landlubbers telling me, always in the tavern "Francis ain't bout this, Francis ain't bout that" My crew fire cannons on bloody Davey and them. He- he- they say that matey don't be sailing the seas. QUIT FIRING CANNONS! Y'ALL MATEYS AIN'T KNOW SHI! All you landlubbers talkin' bout, Francis ain't no sailor, Francis ain't this, Francis drink whiskey. QUIT FIRING CANNONS! Y'ALL DON'T SAIL WITH THE CAPTAIN! Y'ALL KNOW THE CAPTAIN GOT CAUGHT WITH THE CANNON, CIRCUMNAVIGATING AND SHI! Matey been on the seas since bloody- I don't know when. Landlubber stop bloody sinking him like that! Them matey savages out there! If I catch another landlubber talkin' sweet about Francis, I'm bloody sinking their ship! I'M NOT DRINKING WHISKEY NO MORE!