http://i.imgur.com/OzKqySF.jpg

CYA NEXT SEASON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8OCY8xU6_g&feature=channel_video_title

haha

that was pretty rude tmarsh

I have gender dysphoria, Asperger's, OCD, dissociative disorder, ADD, and every thirty seconds I go "muh muh muh muh" like in Poker Face.

Approach girl, do NOT break eye contact. Look at her like she is a threat (five second rule)

You: Heya, I was just on the way to my mansion when I thought about whos cooler. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Xmen.
Girl: [is probably speechless in the face of an alpha such as yourself]
You: Haha, yeah. No big deal. Listen, what do you think about addiction? [smash your fist in your palm, and brush her elbow lightly] (kino)
Girl: [she is intruged and probably comes up with some shallow answer, ignore it and shift her focus onto your power medallion]
You: I dont normally date street trash, but give me your number and I'll reconsider it.
Girl: [she is now wet and dripping for your alpha ♥♥♥♥]