+rep

you left the game too early moron

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+ rep, only cheats on alt account, not this one he swears. Really appreciate how he took the time out of his life to smooth those pesky wrinkles in his brain.

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

Hey man, I saw you had a rough time last game when we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, so just wanted to provide few tips from a more experienced player:

1. Use a monitor:
95% of the player base reported better results when using a monitor! A monitor is helpful for being able to see the enemy, allowing you to actually get a kill. Definitely a worthwhile investment.

2. Click with your hands:
Did you know that using your hands instead of feet results in roughly 1500% more kills for the average player?

3. Evolve past monkey:
Hard as it may be, we need to move on and pass the cognitive development of apes. This helps not only with decision making and shooting ability, but general life advancement. You never know, you may even become likeable to people!

Follow these pretty simple tips, and I'm sure you won't be complete deadweight to your team in the future. GGs, hope you play better in Valorant!

Cheers,

Johnathan