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schlecht.

hallo hallo bert newws

nice ♥♥♥♥ dude

A 10 year old girl 👧 asks her mother 👩,
"Mommy, how was I born?" 🎂
The mother smiled 😏 and replied,"Once upon a time me and your daddy 🧑decided to plant a wonderful little seed 🌱.
Daddy 🧑 put it in the earth 🌍 and I took care of it every single day 🌞. After a while the seed 🌱 started to grow ⬆️ more and more leaves and in a few months⌛, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant 🌷. So we took the plant🌷, dried it, smoked it 🚬 and got so high 🔝that we f*cked 👉👌without a condom 🍆

post this to 10 other steam profiles or else your parents will tell you that you are adopted.

no?