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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:24am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:37am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:23am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:12am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:47am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:28am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:00am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:12am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:49am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:24am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:37am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:58pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:01am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:32am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:11am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:09am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:33am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:13am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:24am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:49am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:58am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:10am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:54am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:58am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:03am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:18am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:23am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 12:22am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:04am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 6:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2022 @ 6:21am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2022 @ 11:34am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2023 @ 1:52pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 2:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 5:16am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 7:36am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 1:52am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 9:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:56pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked May 8, 2022 @ 8:50am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 8:43am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 7:14am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 11:29am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 2:43am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 9:21am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 7:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 9 @ 3:08pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 3:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 11:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 2:32am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 11:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 1:54pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 11:07am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 9:27am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 2:19am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2022 @ 2:19am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 9:21am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 2:02am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 4:19am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 2:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 10:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 1:56pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 11:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 3:17am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 9:09am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 9:21am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 1:01am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12, 2022 @ 5:01am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 9:21am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 4:19am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 5:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 9:35am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 2:02am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:50am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:36am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 1:53am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 10:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:25am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:08am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 4:09am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 4:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 1:29am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:28am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:50am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:50am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:50am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:52am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:49am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 9:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 5:06am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2022 @ 5:56am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 3:04am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 6:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 7:57am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:48am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:32pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 12:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:25am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:32pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 12:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 4:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:30pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2023 @ 1:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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