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May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what
the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be
replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another
theory which states that this has already happened.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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[the family is relocated to a small house in the South]
Meg: Eww, we're going to be living here?
Lois: Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap.
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If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.
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He who invents adages for others to peruse
takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
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Onu gören korkar
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Kalkar, hiç inmek bilmez
Hep ağlar gülmek bilmez
Girdi mi çıkmak bilmez
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Dünyada yoktur eşi
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