meat eater!!!!!!

-rep shoots me in the head w deagle then kicks me from game????? actually trolling.

+rep thx for game

+rep trader

dude i swear to god, valorant is the better game. you suck at csgo and only grasp onto it because you own some stupid skins worth 30 cents. i think that if you fully transitioned out of csgo into a masculine breedable kitten on val, you would hit immortal in no time for sure. but noooooo you just wanna play csgo to hop on gabens fat ♥♥♥♥♥, acting like you are better because you play the "real-er" fps, you dumb small brain idiot. come to the dark side with tenz, yay, FPX, and all of the other kittens.

UNINSTALLING VALORANT
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ok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle!

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hai :D

It seems you dont understand the situation. You ARE my little pogchamp, and you WILL come here. That is, if you ever want to see your family again

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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