Yeah can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours. Feeling his warmth, his breath, his heartbeat. Imagine being happy about this, feeling blessed to have found love. Imagine this man is now sucking your co

As a Yakuza fan 😈, I thought 💡💭 it was nothing 🚫 but 🍑 necessary 🚨 to go 👉 to Japan 🇯🇵 to live 🐙 the same life 💓 as Kiryu-Chan. Upon 👦 arriving 🛬, I 👁 was dreadful 👹. There was no 🙅 funny 😃 eye 👀 patch 🔒 man 👨, and the real 💯 yakuza blew 💥 out my kneecaps 🦵👉🍆. I limped over 😳🙊💦 to a local 📰 massage 🙌👐 parlor (in hopes 🙏 of going 🏃 on 🔛 a cool 😎 journey 🏔🏃 like 👅👍 Majima did in Yakuza 0 ❗). They looked 👀 at me and said 💬 "What the ♥♥♥♥ 🖕 are you 👈 doing, this is not a doctor 👨‍⚕️, we're calling 📞 immediate 👇 help 🆘" when ⏰ I was in that ambulance 😨🚑, I understood 🤔💭🥑 what it meant 😏 to be Yakuza, and I look 👀 foward to returning 💰 to Japan 🇯🇵 to go 👉 beast 🐂 style 😎 (Yakuza 0 ❗ - Yakuza Kiwami 1 🎄) and defeat 😔 the guys 🙋👦 who shot 🔫🥃😰 my knees 👖.

Yo, could you tell your friend Suzy sorry for slugging em in Dbd, Thxs

WHOA.! .i once met Miley Cyrus at a restaurant (Five Guys Burger Fries)she was OFF her rocker!,kept telling cashier she was "Satan’s lil Furby Toy’' and saying her milkshake had “ungodly demon eggs' in it.Other than that she seemed nice tho, wonderful perfume scent..

Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way they play, we’re past our time in this league, etc etc etc!! Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it’s begins! That’s all I ask. #ThankYou 👑

i love british boys

I (19F) think I have a kink for british boys, specifically ones 18-20. They’re small, their accent is so adorable and they’re always a mommys boy! Whenever I show up to my boyfriend (18M)’s house with no shirt he always tells me ‘Oh jolly! mummy is here!’ and sucks on my milks 😍

British boys are so polite!

Firstly, don’t inject too much. Make sure your testicles are big and full and not empty. You can pinch one of your nuts and see if the egg is going to get stuck or if it’s going to drop. If it’s going to drop it means you need to pinch it a little harder.

Secondly, your testicles don’t need to be full of sperm. As long as you don’t have too much in them and the sperm is mixed with the spider egg, that’s all that matters.

If your body is a little warm, just take a few minutes to relax and try to sleep. Once you’re really comfortable, you can start up. Don’t think too much or try to do too much. Just relax. If you need to wake up to pee, do that first.

As soon as the egg starts to come out, make sure you look at the ♥♥♥♥ and not the egg. The egg will be much bigger and easier to see than the ♥♥♥♥. If the egg comes out too fast, if it shoots out really fast, that’s good.

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥*

Today I (f, 24, vegan) accidentawwy ate some chicken ( f, 8-8 weeks, nyot vegan) and i-it made me so angwy. Im vegan, *screeches* and was at Popeyes and asked fow a chicken sandwich, *screeches* but the idiot at the countew *sweats* didn’t weawize that I was vegan just by wooking at me (vegan) and undewstanding my vegan auwowa, and sowd me (vegan) WEAW chicken in my sandwich. I (vegan) weawized this and towd him (nyot vegan) that I-I-I’m vegan and that I-I’m going t-to muwdew his whowe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ famiwy because I (vegan) b-bewieve that anyimaw death and cwuewty is bad. He (nyot vegan) towd me (vegan) he (nyot vegan) was going t-to caww the powice, and I (vegan) towd him (nyot vegan) that you can’t do that because I-I-I’m vegan and I save wobstews at whowe foods on the weekend. the cops *notices bulge* (nyot vegan) a-awwested me (vegan) and they took aww my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wobstew that I (vegan) h-hewoicawwy saved, and nyow I (vegan) have nyo onye t-to tawk t-to (wobstews).

Soo... This new chicken place opened. So I thought hmm kinda tired of the of regular chain ones, might try out this new church's chicken. So I ordered it. Not gunna lie, I don't really expect so much from chicken places anymore you know I like spicy and these places just dont get the game of a spicy chicken sandwich.. 🤯boom one bite I was in loooooove❤👌🍔🔥🔥🔥oh fam, that was good.!! And the chicken bites even good solo (no sauce) but that honey mustard combo mambo heavenly. Guess that why you call it church's.😎
Big Tommy says 5outa5 well done Church's chicken. Welcome to the neighborhood!!!!

Hey CUMpkin pie🍰👅 lovers!😘 it’s finally SPANKSgiving🖐🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉thankful😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato🍊D下CK 🍆🍆🌽👅 now send this to 5 of ur 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sIuts in the next 🕕 15 seconds 🕒 or else i’ll do something dangerous to my family tonight

Man this BLOWS! 🌬🌬😾 I ran 🏃‍♂️💦💦🥵 to the library 📚👓🔍👨‍🏫 to get the new publication for my son 👩‍🦲 “How to Win a Real Ring 💍💍” by Michael Jordan 🐐2️⃣3️⃣ but they said every copy was STOLEN 🥷🥷 And you’ll never guess who 🙀🙀🤯 ... LeFraud James 🐭🐭👨🏿‍🦲❄️ ... I broke it to my son 👨‍👦👨‍🍼🍼 and he cried 😭😔🙍‍♂️🙍‍♂️. How could his idol 💪💪 do this? Shame 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️❌❌ on u LeMickey 🐭🐁🪤👎👎👎📛!!!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl :slight_smile: like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

When I watch professional and saw them flick , just seemingly turn the gun and instantly headshot within a second or even less is just soooooo satisfying , I'm not that good at FPS games so I think not much of it , that I may never could do that , but today I flicked when I walk passed a door so fast that I literally fall of my chair when I headshot them in amazement , like I couldn't believe it , I can actually do it , muscle memory fk yeah , it's just been a long time since game make me feel this excited.

mmmm, horny.. You look delicious. I wanna snack on you tonight, you're pretty around the mouth. I got admit something: I am getting hot around you.. Just like the way your body looks.. Man, I've been walkin' around here and somethin' smells good I don't know if it's my burrito or your vagine but it's turnin' me on.. I wanna get wet with you. I had to rub one out earlier thinkin' about you. Get me wet downtown. I can almost taste it right here. I wanna dine on you tonight. I wanna bury my bald head between those rolls! Naughty me.. I wanna hop on top of you; and get goofy! You're turning me on.. you get that? smooch smooch I wanna get my tongue everywhere in there. Okay? Pee on ya. Yeah I wanna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dirty. Roll around in some trash with ya. I am gonna take you apart.. I'd pet you like a little cat. Gonna roll you around and tar and feather you. I wanna give you a son. I'm not gonna use protection. But I'm very small. Listen, I can't maintain an erection, but I can ♥♥♥.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

ACHOO‼ ️Kas buvo tas⁉️⁉️😏😏 Uh-oh😯 atrodo, kad ką tik gavai 👀👀 koronavirusą 😤😜😜
Ar nežinote, kad koronavirusas UM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 į Ameriką 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 Pasaulis 🌏 HOE organizacija HO HOE-VID19📅 vadina GALIMA PANTIE-DEMIKA👄👌👈.
Daugiau neliesk tėčio 😫😫🧓, kol nenusiplausi nešvarių, mažų pirštų 🤢🤮 pirštais🤞️🖐️⃣️⃣️⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣⃣💦💧👅💦💧👅💦💧👅💦💧👅💦💧
Laikas sustabdyti 🛑 daigų išsiskyrimą🤢🤒🤕 ir pradėti plisti 👣👄👀 kojas, nes visi 👩👨‍🏫👷‍♂️🧜‍♂️Yra TŪKSTANTYS😈😈 iš namų🏠🏡
Nusiųskite tai 1️⃣0️⃣ koronavirusas ♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌 kitaip koronavirusas ming kumuliuos 🍆🍑🍆 ir jums 2️⃣

-rep he stole my car and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥ in it on the dead locs

.................…………………………._¸„„„„_
…………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~

Dear Tommy,

I’m a 16 year old girl in my last year of high school. I’m very shy and have problems expressing how I feel. Recently my boyfriend named “Bret” graduated high school the previous year and we have been having a long distance relationship. Every week he constantly asks me to send some nudes of myself to him and I always tell him I don’t feel comfortable. His response is if I really care about him I would do it for him since he can’t see me in person. Christmas break came around the corner and he decided to visit me. He began to pressure me to have sex with him even though I told him many times no. He proceeded to him and called me a b@tch. At this point I thought I was being selfish and doing things only for myself. I don’t know what to do. I really like him and all but I don’t know how to tell him how I feel.
-From “Lily”

Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that ♥♥♥♥ school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.

This is kind of random but I think I've seen your exact same username comment on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all the time. I ♥♥♥♥ you not. I have high functional autism so my memory is freakishly good but it definitely was you. Sorry to blow up your spot, I can delete this comment if you want lol

enjoy your weekend

Bismack Biyombo walks into the Raptors locker room on the first day of practice in 2015 and Coach Casey looks into his eyes and says "Pound the Rock big fella!". Bismack is reluctant, but eventually slams his gigantic fists onto the rock. The rock shatters into a million pieces all over the locker room - leaving rock shards scattered all over the room. Terrence Ross walks into the locker room and sifting through the mess he finds an egg. For reasons unbeknownst to him, he places this egg in his locker and keeps it a secret from the team. Every night in the locker room, he takes the egg out and sits on it; warming it with the power of 51 points. Finally on one fateful night (February 14th 2017), the egg starts to move. Terrence knows his journey is complete and packs up his bags to move on. The egg hatches and out comes Serge Ibaka and PJ Tucker. Masai cries. Terrence dies. Raptors win, Raptors win, Raptors win.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka.

have a great weekend :)

ur ♥♥♥♥ at osu and csgo. get a tablet normie.

+rep sell gret hcks for the price of low and not sen by meny, is good sell for hcks is fast to :^)

+rep Great trader traded for knife :) very nice and patitent.

yo can u add me so i can get back to LEM xd

Nice to meet ya! Game on!

-rep hacks in competitive

……………………………………….¸„„„„
…………………….…………...„--~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).'\
………….…………………… („-~~-„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¸-¯"¯/'
……………………¸„„-^"¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡'\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡¸-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)„-^" : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡„-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ¸„-^¯
( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡°fk u abdi( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)¸„„-~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.':( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡:"-„ ( ͡° ͜ʖ\
.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° \, :^)

░░░░░░▄▀▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
░░░░░█▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
░░░░█▒▒▄▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▄
░░▄▀▒▒▒▄█████▄▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▄█████▄▒█
░█▒▒▒▒▐██▄████▌▒█▒▒▒▒▒█▒▐██▄████▌▒█
▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▀█████▀▒▒█▒░▄▒▄█▒▒▀█████▀▒▒▒█

░░░░░░░░░░░░ ▄▐
░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄
░░░░ ▐ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° '▌░░░▀█▄
░░░░░▐███▌░░░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN BANGED BY THE
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄
░░░░░░░▀███▀███▀██▀██▀██▀░▄
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY BOOTY BANGER
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌

+rep fast and fair trader :) recommended

+rep cool trader and a hell of a great friend

+rep Nice trader ;3

+rep fast&good trader :3

+rep he made me suck his ♥♥♥♥, but i liked it
<3 fast trader too

+rep good and reasonable trader

+rep Speedy traider

+rep legit&fast trade :)

+rep
cool dude really good trader

+rep

+rep good trader

+rep
'

+rep nice trade

+rep