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Oct 31 @ 1:00pm 
every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
Oct 8 @ 11:56pm 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃
Oct 5 @ 7:34pm 
‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉♥♥♥♥♥ 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆♥♥♥♥🌽
Jun 29 @ 3:08pm 
l’m begging you to let sleeping dogs lie. My followers are so woke that they gang stalk people and FORCE TRANSITION THEM. Like we were having a bit of fun. I know you’re just a sweet little baby who needed daddy’s attention so you message me because you think I’m beautiful like Willem Dafoe. I appreciated it at the time. But honey, there are scary monsters who follow me. They’ve probably already doxxed you in a furry barista reddit thread. I know you’re in my DMs begging me to make them stop, I just don’t have the bandwidth right now to be your savior. The easiest thing to do now is just chill and hope these viscous purple haired animals who love my band forget about it.
Mar 17, 2025 @ 8:07pm 
What's❓ 💁up ⬆️👋👋 you 🍀Lepre-♥♥♥ 👅👅😩🍆💦guzzlers? It's 🍆🍀Saint PatDICK's 🍀👉👌day, so get ready to ireLEND your fellow hoe the 🐍🐢🐛green 🌵🍀paint if you're ready to get 👌🙀PINCHED 😫👌in the 🌈🍀ST PATTY's 🍀🌈 🐱♥♥♥♥♥. 🐱IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on daddy's BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🍆😩💦🌈👏👏in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰 tonight because you have the ♥♥♥♥ OF THE IRISH🤹‍♀️ on ur side. Send this to 17 of your LUCKIEST HOES 💁💁🏻💁🏼💁🏽💁🏾💁🏿who you 🤔think can lure out daddy's SNAKE 🐍🐍 tonight 🙀😻🤤😩
Mar 15, 2025 @ 2:47pm 
ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has ♥♥♥ 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or ♥♥♥♥♥trician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟
Oct 3, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
Why yall Snickering? how DARE yall snicker? im talking bout, a-a match that means a LOT, to ME. and yall wanna sit here and make JOKES and LAUGH and GIGGLE. LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS. TEEHEEIN? thats what yall were doing. you were TEEHEEIN. YALL ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. if i were to ever have a dream match, it would be against the one, the only, GOOOOLDBEEERG. thats right. GOLDBERG. i dont wanna hear yall talkin about all this, this WORK RATE, and MOONSAULTS. i dont care about any of that. ya heard? yall want a great match? NAH. BUMP THAT. i wanna see two BIG MEN. with big- WITH BIG CHESTS. and BIG MUSCLES. BUMPIN MEAT. thats why im here. thats why i watched wrestling as a kid. you want your five star matches? you want your 30 minute classics? NOT ME. BIG. MEATY. MEN. SLAPPIN. MEAT.
Feb 20, 2024 @ 8:25pm 
when i was a wee child i have the ability to swallow meatballs. so everytime i had a dish with meatballs with it, i just eat it kirby style. but one night when i was sleeping, i woke up to the feeling that someone was staring at me. turns out that there was a tall dark figure hovering on the foot of my bed. the fella softly whispered, "you'll die..."
Nov 22, 2023 @ 10:07pm 
LIBERAL THANKSGIVING:

- THEY/THEM turkey
- CRYBABY cranberry sauce
- PRONOUN pumpkin pie
- MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese
- JOE BIDEN jreen bean casserole
- stuffing
Feb 7, 2023 @ 2:23pm 
My favorite graphic card is the GeForce RTX 4090. It is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the business and so he comes equipped with the 1440p quality and only takes about 3 or 4 months to actually save up and buy it so it comes really in handy specially when you play overwatch in bronze
Dec 25, 2022 @ 4:42pm 
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥
hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪
cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀
But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼
Dec 12, 2020 @ 6:45pm 
If your sad, depressed, stressed, angry, hurt, know this: It's not who you are. Never think that's all you are. You are a complex, beautiful, human being. If you think you're worthless, know you are not. You are amazingly you. Never give up. It's never too late for you. No matter what you have done or said. SMILE! You are so much more important than you think! You have the ability to make people smile, to laugh, to bring hope to the hopeless, love the unloved and make someone feel important. You are amazing. You are awesome. You are loved. How do I know that? Because God loves you. Know That. ❤
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May 14, 2016 @ 10:46pm 
nice