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You awake in a cold sweat. The grim reaper is hovering above you. He leans in and whispers in your ear...

“It is your time mortal”

Shocked you know what you must do. You look him directly in the skull:

“Do I have ligma?”

Confused, he falls right in the trap.

“What’s ligma?”

Lightning jolts from your eyes as the power of god himself courses through your veins. You merely whisper but as the words leave your mouth they transform into a sonic boom:

“Ligma balls ♥♥♥♥♥”

The reaper that once floated in front of you is nothing but a pile of ashes. You have defeated death himself. Your body transformed into a being of pure energy, immortal, you retreat to the heavens until the heat death of the universe.
You awake in a cold sweat. The grim reaper is hovering above you. He leans in and whispers in your ear...

“It is your time mortal”

Shocked you know what you must do. You look him directly in the skull:

“Do I have ligma?”

Confused, he falls right in the trap.

“What’s ligma?”

Lightning jolts from your eyes as the power of god himself courses through your veins. You merely whisper but as the words leave your mouth they transform into a sonic boom:

“Ligma balls ♥♥♥♥♥”

The reaper that once floated in front of you is nothing but a pile of ashes. You have defeated death himself. Your body transformed into a being of pure energy, immortal, you retreat to the heavens until the heat death of the universe.
Currently Online
May 9 @ 7:33pm 
-rep actual weirdo he hates me and wants to see me drown in a vat of monster energy :(
Feb 27, 2024 @ 11:53am 
Stay away from this guy. Dude hopped into the vc randomly one day talking about femboys and furries. Apparently this guy is WAYYY into garfield... not the comics...garfield himself. Like the cat. I wouldnt have been so concerned except he talked about a sus dolphin statistic and said he'd "hop into the water with them just to experience it."

Genuinely myself and the rest of the server are worried about his mental health. No one who hops onto Valorant and asks to be stepped on by every girl who has a slightly lower than average voice and is mentally okay. Man talks about the Zootopia abortion comic A LOT, says he'd really like to see Nick in a maid outfit because he reminds him of his own dad???? also he would treat Judy Hopps better??? Freud is rolling in his grave with this one. Therapy could not save this dude.
Feb 27, 2024 @ 11:52am 
Speaking of therapy.... he also talks about wanting to go out with Chris Chan??? idk who that is but if you ever read this girlie pop... i suggest you run. Fast.

Meows at 40 year old guys like its his dayjob??? Cries when they dont meow back??????? like full on tears and then turns on his cam and starts sobbing really close to the camera until they apologise. Will Bark for any guy who plays Omen and gives him the slightest amount of attention.
Wont say slurs but makes you wish that he would just so you could find a simpler to explain reason to hate him.

Anyways,
Talking to him was my 13th reason and after that experience i should've done it at 12.
Oct 12, 2019 @ 11:06pm 
crab apple
Aug 11, 2019 @ 2:43pm 
+rep is a crab
Aug 8, 2019 @ 8:29pm 
-rep is gay