StrayGrub
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States
Pig Tank, code name P-ANK is a lightly armored militarized pig fitted with a 3'7" long 30mm shell barrel with a built in auto loader which is activated/operated via the medulla oblongata of the pig which is capable of launching loaded shells anywhere between 0.03km and 0.25km. The pig's eye are also replaced with optical lenses fitted with 3 additional modes of vision, NVG/BHOT/WHOT. The optics are fitted and designed to be as close to the pigs actual original eyes as possible. The P-ANK also is fitted with 2 tank treads with the optional replacement of rubber or standard steel. The side panels of the armor is 145mm thick and curved at a 30 degree angle to further protect against small arms fire. The turret is also capable of rotating 360 degrees at a speed of 60 degrees per second or 360 degrees for 6 seconds. The barrel is however not able to to pivot up or down which hindered it's effectiveness. A controversial measure taken is the removal of the legs of the pig with the intention of allowing better aerodynamics and bounce of rounds around the pig's body. While multiple functions of the pig are originally removed, the focus of this machine/creature was to confuse enemies as to what it was rather than be used in actual combat. These changes and additions to the P-ANK were a last ditch effort to defend itself in emergency situations. Overall the P-ANK never saw action as it was completely rendered useless to the later inventions of everything designed later in time and was known among the higher officials as the biggest waste of money in history and the worst decision ever made in military history. While being classified and hidden for years, this information was uncovered after seeing it being drawn on a toddler's drawing on a fridge. The image of said P-ANK is a recreation of said vehicle.
Pig Tank, code name P-ANK is a lightly armored militarized pig fitted with a 3'7" long 30mm shell barrel with a built in auto loader which is activated/operated via the medulla oblongata of the pig which is capable of launching loaded shells anywhere between 0.03km and 0.25km. The pig's eye are also replaced with optical lenses fitted with 3 additional modes of vision, NVG/BHOT/WHOT. The optics are fitted and designed to be as close to the pigs actual original eyes as possible. The P-ANK also is fitted with 2 tank treads with the optional replacement of rubber or standard steel. The side panels of the armor is 145mm thick and curved at a 30 degree angle to further protect against small arms fire. The turret is also capable of rotating 360 degrees at a speed of 60 degrees per second or 360 degrees for 6 seconds. The barrel is however not able to to pivot up or down which hindered it's effectiveness. A controversial measure taken is the removal of the legs of the pig with the intention of allowing better aerodynamics and bounce of rounds around the pig's body. While multiple functions of the pig are originally removed, the focus of this machine/creature was to confuse enemies as to what it was rather than be used in actual combat. These changes and additions to the P-ANK were a last ditch effort to defend itself in emergency situations. Overall the P-ANK never saw action as it was completely rendered useless to the later inventions of everything designed later in time and was known among the higher officials as the biggest waste of money in history and the worst decision ever made in military history. While being classified and hidden for years, this information was uncovered after seeing it being drawn on a toddler's drawing on a fridge. The image of said P-ANK is a recreation of said vehicle.
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Chivalry 2
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last played on Nov 12
330 hrs on record
last played on Nov 12
Jun 20 @ 6:00pm 
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Jun 10 @ 3:39pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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Dec 4, 2025 @ 3:21am 
time to play some clash royale
Jul 5, 2025 @ 8:28pm 
AAGHHH GHEYAHHHGHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHH PLEASE NOO PLEASE DONT HURT ME GOD PLEASE !!!! AAAHHHHHHH.
Dec 25, 2024 @ 9:13am 
banish him to the furry realm