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The world we live in. It's so... Wondrous. Mysterious. Even magical. No... No no no.. Not that world. I meant this one. The smartphone. Each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. Technology. All providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. Look who just sent me a text! Addie McCallister? It must be a mistake. Or a joke. Or a scam! Don't send her your social security number. She's right there! That's our user, Alex. And, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. And, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster...

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas

[Verse 2: Slim Jxmmi]
I put a Lamborghini Murcielago on my Christmas list (Lambo)
I buy that ♥♥♥♥ myself if Santa don't deliver it (cash out)
I can fly like a reindeer in this damn designer fit (designer)
And I got this Christmas tree, I'm bout to wrap it like a gift (spark up)
Mrs Claus and all her friends inside my swimming pool (splash)
Litmas, this Christmas, we breaking all the rules
Coal in her stocking, I guess she been naughty too
My birthday next week so get ready for the Litmas 2

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas

[Verse 3: Jake Paul]
Christmas is lit, Christmas be the ♥♥♥♥
Christmas make me wanna post family pics
My parents are divorced, I made two Christmas lists
It's just so they know not to get the same ♥♥♥♥
Coal in my stocking so I bought myself a whip (skrt)
Like I said my Christmas is lit

Litmas Lyrics:

[Intro: Jake Paul]
You know, kids
Back in my day
The only thing lit on Christmas were the lights
Now you kids are running around with your shenanigans
Holes in your pants
Social medias
It's like everything's lit
I heard someone say "Litmas"

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas
Christmas is lit
Christmas, Litmas

[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
I'm the young Santa Claus, put respect on my name
Put nitros in my sleigh, now my ♥♥♥♥ spit flames
Check the naughty list and you'll see our names
Red and white whip, looking like candy canes
It's a Litmas-sleigh switching them lanes
Side-chick, Mrs. Claus just be playing these games
Can't hang with the lames, red and green on the chains
Custom Christmas Gucci frames, it's a Litmas, bro

𐋏𐍈𐌄𐍃 𐋏𐍈𐌄𐍃 𐋏𐍈𐌄𐍃 𐌑𐌄𐍂𐍂𐍅 𐌂𐋏𐍂𐌆𐍃𐌕𐌑𐌀𐍃 🎅

She did it again about a month or so later, which ended up with me locking myself in a room until she stopped. This continued for the next couple of years. I was always afraid every time she went to the bathroom. She didn't do it frequently, but I couldn't let my guard down.

We eventually broke up over something unrelated, and we are on good terms, but the experience scarred me for life.

She eventually stopped and took a shower. When I came out of the bathroom, it was like everything was back to normal. She didn't mention it at all and I took it as a joke that went too far for my comfort.

At first I laughed it off as a sick joke because she had a wild sense of humor, but she wasn't laughing with me. She had no expression at all. She then launched at me while saying "♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties" over and over. I ran because I was afraid of what she might do to me. Later that night I realized that she was trying to smother me with her breasts. That night she chased me around my house until I locked myself in the bathroom. She banged on the door and started shouting "♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties" more violently as if she was possessed. I tried to plead with her to stop, but it was like she didn't hear me.

I met a ex 4 years ago. At first she was a sweet and loving person. I fell in love almost instantly. She moved in with me after about 7 months and things were still great between us.

The downward spiral started after 2 months into our new living arrangement. One night, she went to the bathroom, which was not out of the ordinary. Things took a turn for the worst when she came out moments later with feces smeared all over her breasts.

You... dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... ♥♥♥♥-eating, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, ♥♥♥♥♥-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, ♥♥♥♥♥ mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*!

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