when i was 6 years old i was orphaned on the streets and left to die.thankfully,my parents where rich and had a butler,who raised me.his name was papa john.he taught me how to make pizza and me an MLG pizza maker.i slowly climbed my way up the mlg pizza resturant rankings,i now reside as the #2 ranked all time,the #1 being papa john.we met together in a parking lot,for 1 final pizza mlg duel to decide who was the #1 mlg pizza maker.he started immediatly making a pepperoni pizza,my weakness.he made it so fast,i didnt have time to counter it.i thought this was the end,but thankfully,shrek came out of the shadows and saved me,by killing papa johns with his 40 inch penis.he told me,"son,you need to become batman,you orphaned little ♥♥♥♥"."ok shrek,ill do it for you,just you watch ill make you prouns"shrek smiled in response,then replied"good,NOW GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"my vision went black,and when i woke up,i was in a batman costume,with papa johns head lying just a few feet away from me. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE END