I don't usually leave profile comments, but after witnessing him play CS, I felt morally obligated to. Scientists should study him. Historians should write about him. Enemy teams should fear him. The moment I queued with this guy, I knew something was different. He was operating on a level that can only be described as illegal in several countries. He bought a pistol in third round, wiped half the server, solved world hunger, delivered a motivational speech, and still had enough time to defuse the bomb. His utility usage is so precise that grenades probably ask him where they should land. His aim is so accurate that my monitor gained confidence just from watching him play. He calmly eliminated everyone, defused the bomb, organized his inventory, paid his taxes, and still had 20 seconds left on the clock. This man could probably headshot a mosquito from another continent. If he's on your team, congratulations. If he's on the enemy team, my condolences. If he says "rush B," you rush B.

Would you rather smell like dih for 35 years or smell like 35 years of dih. now replace years with get money

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↸𝙹 y𝙹⚍ ∴ᔑリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ? h⚍⍑? i ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ↸𝙹∴リ ᔑリ↸ ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷリ⋮𝙹|| ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ リ𝙹 ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᔑꖎꖎ|| ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ ||𝙹⚍∷ ⋮⚍╎ᓵ|| ᓵ𝙹ᓵꖌ 𝙹⎓⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ↸ᒷ⊣ᒷリᒷ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᓭꖎ⚍ℸ ̣.

this guy smells like ♥♥♥♥

Miserable human