Hello, it's me again.
It's now been 6 years and no reply. My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all. I am afraid of running out of life to complete this trade. Please respond before my weathered skin turns to dust.

Your friend

Muskrat almost-dead-malone

Hello. It’s been a year now and I have not received any feedback from my original post. If you think I’m a time waster you better believe it. I like wasting time as it means I get to die sooner. Hope you have a fantastic Easter.

Your friend.

Mr Muskrat mALONE

Thanks for friend request hope we can trade one day in the future. I like your mossy green shotgun skin would like to buy it for my turtle coat USP please reply promptly or my dad will ban you from the games of the future thanks for your time.

Your friend.

Mr Muskrat Malone