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stuffing your face as usual.I gotta HAVE a good mealGarfield. you fat cat. you are so big and fat.why are you so fatI eat, Jon. it’s what I do
it’s time to kick odie of the tabledont do it garfielf, that’s out pet dog odieyou’re going into orbit, you stupid mutt THWCK G A AAA R RFIIELD
time for a nap. I’m a cat who loves to snooze g a r f i e l d y o u l a z y c a t I hate alram clocks I’m am hungry I want some lasaga you’re eating us out of house and home, GARMFIELD enough with The Chit Chat let’s get some grub goingGRUB
TIME…
where Are the 3-cheese pizzas
I ate those food
where Are the taco shells ?
I ate those food
where did all the hamburger helper go
*BRUP*
You’re such a bad kitty that’s it I’ve had it with you that does it I’m done that’s the last straw grarfileld

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dude!