You speak anything other than English → instant troll.
No mic → instant troll.
You play my position → I'm griefing your entire game.
Annoying voice → muted before you finish the sentence.
You lose B site → congratulations, insta troll.
You didn't ban Sweden server → you're getting trolled all game.
You took even 1 Elo from me → I'm remembering that forever insta troll next game.
You're a baiter → I will make your game absolutely miserable.
Random country flag as PFP → immediate troll.
Polish accent → instant mute, don't even bother talking.

THE TROLL PROTOCOL:

RUSSIAN = INSTANT TROLL. NO DISCUSSION.
POLISH = MUTE IMMEDIATELY + MAKE THE GAME UNBEARABLE.
ALBANIA = INSTA TROLL, MOST RETARDED NATION / IS KOSOVO
TURKISH = KEBAB SO I TROLL
KOSOVO = IS ALGAYNIA SO EZ LOSE
ROMANIAN = SET INVENTORY TO PRIVATE/MUTE, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DANISH = MUTED, ANNOYING ACCENTS
SWEDISH = INSTA TROLL / NEW SAUDI ARABIA / ♥♥♥
UK = GG GAME / INSTA TROLL ♥♥♥♥ BRAINDEAD PLAYERS
UKRAINE = INSTA MUTE + TROLL GAME
SERBIA = ONLY MONKEYS GG I TROLL
GERMAN = 2 WARS STARTED, 0 WON, INSTA MUTE
FINLAND = MUTE, ALIEN LANGUAGE
PORTUGAL = MUTED, FAVELA MONKEYS
SPAIN = ANNOYING, TROLL GAME INSTA JUST BOTS
ISRAEL = NOT LEGITIMATE COUNTRY / TROLL GAME + MUTE / FREE PALESTINE
LATVIA = IRRELEVANT COUNTRY, ANNOYING VOICES, MUTE
HUNGARY = INSTA MUTED, ALIEN LANGUAGE
CZECH = MOST ♥♥♥♥ PLAYERS I HAVE EVER SEEN JUST EZ TROLL
NORWAY = ALLOWED BUT TROLL ONCE THEY CRY
FRANCE = INSTANT MUTE + TROLL GAME, WORST ACCENT
BOSNIAN = SMELL OF ♥♥♥♥, MUTED
ITALY = NONEXISTENT IN CSGO
GREEK = INSTA MUTED
AUSTRIA = DONT PLAY CSGO
NETHERLANDS = TROLL GAME, WORST LANGUAGE
CROATIA = FAKE BALKAN ATTITUDE SO FAST TROLL
BULGARIA = TROLL THESE TRASH
SLOVAKIA = LOSE EZ TROLL
ESTONIA = FASTEST LOSE IN HISTORY
SWITZERLAND = ONLY IMMIGRANTS PLAY CS THERE SO EZ LOSE