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Smegmius May 13 @ 5:46am

Well, it's one for the money two for the show
Three to get ready now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well you can do anything but
Lay off of my blue suede shoes
Well, you can knock me down, step in my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Now let's go cats (oh walk the dogs)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Rock it
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes

Smegmius May 6 @ 8:58am

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StoicSirius Apr 26 @ 4:24pm

You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of life foo. You're fake as ♥♥♥♥ and now I understand why nobody talks to you. You turn your back on people and act like life doesn't have any consequences man. I thought we were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mates and we were close as ♥♥♥♥ since we were kids. Obviously I was wrong. We're not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mates anymore as far as I'm concerned, and you sure as ♥♥♥♥ aren't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or a man with your lack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creativity you tasteless piece of ♥♥♥♥. I can keep going as long as I please, if I wanna call right now, tomorrow, next week, etc. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will and you can't do ♥♥♥♥ about it other than block my phone and anyone else's phone I use. Are you going to beat my ass for stealing my meme? Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here Miguel, you know damn well we both can't fight each other because we'd get into deep ♥♥♥♥ for it, now if I were to get my meme back then ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude I'd leave you alone forever if you want, but that's not the case is it foo?

StoicSirius Apr 26 @ 4:24pm

And you're not annoying me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I gave you that meme with mentality that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You owe me that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme Miguel and you know it. What the ♥♥♥♥ happened to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over everything? What the ♥♥♥♥ happened to respect? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scumbag piece of ♥♥♥♥. I want my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme back, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ understand me? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if I'm annoying it's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ understand me? ♥♥♥♥♥, how would you like it if I "borrowed" a meme and never gave you credit?

Snorlax Apr 25 @ 6:39am

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Smegmius Apr 24 @ 4:25pm

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30 minutes = $40
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per day "i love you" = $5
per message "i love you" with a chosen pet name after = $10
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30 minutes of matching pfp = $25
1-2 hours of matching pfp = $50.
20 April 2022

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