chicks that say their tits are great usually have large saggers in my experience.

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Dad turns to me and says "I was disappointed I only had a boy (I'm an only child). Although you weren't very good at being a boy haha, you'll make a better girl."

Oof lol, that hit me right in the feels. I love my dad so much, to already see me as who I am and instead of struggling with it actually reveling in the new experiences he'll have... I couldn't ask for a better dad. Just wanted to share this wonderful experience with you all!

I would love to meet you in real life. people like you are why i am destined to go to hell.

Emotional lesbian matchup of the century

suck a mean fart outta my a.s.s, bro

could we hire you? to become a rank on our TF2 Bet thing

Yes there are! I wanna kiss him on his little face! He would for sure take off my nose but I'd still want to. I have raised these guys as orphans and they're the fastest, cutest, most vicious little critters you'll ever meet. Quite impressive actually. Lucky you to meet one! Most people see them here in wildlife rehab and had no idea they even lived in the USA. We have weasels, mink, otters, skunks - the whole group! Enjoy your new little friend.

Towncriercells seething

Bush Jr. He’s very charming and affable, folksy af but it doesn’t seem like an affect. Not sure if it’s a persona but he seems sincerely nice.

white boy fresh

there’s lil fairy a ss n side view of sum bo obs on that one

meant to say good work but that'll work too

tearing it up as sniper, god work!

i can’t stop orgasmically fantasizing about that gleaming modern glass building you “work” in being flattened like an accordion and you and your coworkers being viscerally liquidated so that it looks like pomegranates being processed in a commercial juicer

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Great team player funny to be around, had a great time m8, stay cool

dude nice hair does it change color?

EDIT: Lol this blew up! I've never had sex. But I'm happy that at least I know what to say after the deed. Definitely going to say this when my time comes 💯

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funny dude, had fun playing with you on uncle. ggs dude

thanks

You drive a Miata, I doubt you do anything involving women.

What happens when a society has an overabundance of broke young men with few prospects for romantic partners? they become coke dealers and bang the girls who forced their husbands into a “poly” relationship

The words you speak are those spoken by the tongue of fools who convey logic without any original thought of their own

swerving in the coupe 30 above the speed limit, drinking & driving. i hate police

Yeah sis, steal his nolvadex from his lying ass 💅

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James Dean died while filming this movie at age 24. Head on collision

This fit goes so hard albanians in greece tried to larp it back in 2017-18

Fingey

can you add me as a friend please

I will not use any product that don’t got any English on it

Based and cute! :)

This person has braces, leave them alone lol

This isn't even to make a moral judgement on China or get into the usual discourses. The simple facts are that the US is the aggressor, the threat, the agitator. The empire.

ggwp! I hope you got good loot from ur tour!

has major free-to-play personality disorder

Opinion: I’m Retarded, Immoral, and Physically Repulsive. Here’s Why That’s a Good Thing

we need to stop generalizing middle aged men as rapist and pedos.

really goofy and pip pip old boy

Why give my money to some fat rich snob in Geneva when I can give a lot less of it to some hardworking 9 year old in Chengdu? I'm basically a living, walking genius/chartiy.

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Michael Kors is so wh ite tra sh. It's what poor people imagine rich people want

1) He was texting her while he was 19 and she was 17. Whether that is fine is completely debatable. While I do think that that age gap is not that significant, I can see why people would be upset since she WAS a minor.
2) They DID exchange nudes, which would mean that he was in possession of CP [read point 1].
3) He WAS sexting fans, but when his friends found out he said that he would change. Schlatt said that even though he said he would change, he still continued to sext multiple fans.

4) Apparently she wanted to form a serious relationship with him, which he used to satisfy his sexual needs [read point 2]. Giving the impression that someone is special to you when you only wanted to receive sexual favors from them is ♥♥♥♥♥♥. No matter if they weren't a minor.
5) The "power imbalance". I see a lot of people saying "Oh, what kind of power does he have, he's an ugly dude who plays minecraft", and I would like to say that hindsight is always 20/20. It is easy to say that as an observer looking at what had already happened. Parasocial relationships DO exist and CAN lead to unhealthy obsessions with internet personalities. It should be noted, however, that he wasn't as popular when he was 19, and whether the mind of a 17 year old is impressionable enough to the point that it would be considered manipulation or if she was mature enough to fully understand the gravity of the situation, is debatable.

Alternative plan: ditch the porn hoodie, take a shower, and lose some weight.

my sister was killed, this will negatively impact my mood (expires in 6 days)

When someone says Kanye is terrible they lose all their credibility about hip hop

I am alone.