miro e pederast

snip more like snape

miro e ♥♥♥

grandpa, harvest my children

miro e ♥♥♥

onq den gospod se izsra vuv vulshebnoto tsarstvo na tsar simeon veliki

miro e ♥♥♥

Най-тъпия ми авер < 3

There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.

Cheers comrade!

Clutch King 👑

imam golqma pishka

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ratfaced cockroach ugly ultra ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. neck yourself from the inside.
your family hates you. your friends ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate. you hate yourself. neck yourself and donate the rope to charity you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥. you have nobody you ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
you ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ sensitive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ american scandinavian german cuck ♥♥♥♥♥♥ go ♥♥♥♥ your radiatior while i ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥ you degenerate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inbred ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bitchboy. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get your mother pregnant on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rice corn sized ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. get cancer and run your face into the lawn mower from the underside for quick facial peeling. neanderthal ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. choke on horse ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ fat ♥♥♥♥♥. pull your fatt ass skin longer than your ♥♥♥♥. go to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swedish somalian cousins so they can ♥♥♥♥ your family to death you retarded transfaggot. transform into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wristcutter mixer and drown in battery acid.

I spend 5 houws mastuwbating befowe my pwostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, untiw a buttewfwy sneezing on my taint couwd bwing me to owgasm. I tactfuwwy shuffwe my way down to the doctow's office and when he wubes up I neawwy ♥♥♥ evewy time. But I've twained my keggwe muscwes enough to the point whewe I can howd in Mount Vesuvius' wwath. Then as soon as he puts the smawwest bit of pwessuwe on my pwostate I unweash with the fuwy of a wion hunting its pwey. As the woom gets covewed in my hot sticky juices the doctow wooks on disgusted and weaves the woom. I awways go to a hospitaw faw away fwom whewe I wive to get it so that I don't have to go in fow suwgewy undew the doctow that I busted to. Best thing is we have fwee heawthcawe hewe, so the doctow gets me off and it's covewed by taxpayews. That's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

i have my reverse uno card,try me ya git

virgin 3x

watdefok

virgin 2x

virgin

coomer

What the hell

I had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (vore) fantasies about hooktail from Paper Mario & the Thousand Year Door.
I later went on to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantasies about Frostwind from Drawn to Life, and Cynder & Spyro later.
I of course, thought all of these males. I I had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (vore) fantasies about hooktail from Paper Mario & the Thousand Year Door.
I later went on to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantasies about Frostwind from Drawn to Life, and Cynder & Spyro later.
I of course, thought all of these males. I then first masturbated at the age of 11. It was to no particular thing,
or idea, and the first few times were completely by accident. Then, my friend Anthony (MVP) reffered me to his friend,
ClaymoreExpert. When discussing new emblem ideas for BO2, I brought up the idea of "That rainbow pony from my little pony."

ClaymoreExpert immediately responded, "Who, rainbow dash?" After laughing for what felt like a solid thirty minutes,
I was introduced to the concept of bronies. I first masturbated (shamefully) to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ picture of Pinkie Pie licking out Rainbow Dash.
I then started to migrate a bit more to straight ponies, and eventually only stallions, admiring braeburned's art the most.
I was actually convinced to watch some of the show. When I saw the crystal empire episode, I was enthralled by my Master, King Sombra.
After reading some fanfiction, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ desires for him escalated to arguably dangerous levels. My dreams were dedicated to him, he was what I daydreamed about.
I developed an array of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fetishes around him, one of them being masochism, which at the age of 15, I enacted. With a knife, I carved the word "Sombra" into my arm.

Bro💪💪 you don't even know,🤔🤔 I🙋🙋 get🉐🉐🉐 so ♥♥♥♥ing🖕🖕🖕 drunk🍻🍷🍸 everyday bro💪💪 everyday. Yesterday I🙋 got a handle of some nice Hennessy (my boy👶👶👶 has a connect at the liquor🥃🥃 spot so we get🉐🉐🉐 the best🏆🏆 stuff before it even hits the floor)🤣 and when⏰⏰ 5:40 hit👊👊👊 me and the boys👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦👦 poured a full🈵🈵 pint each and just straight took it too the dome. I🙋🙋🙋 wake⏰ and drink🍹🍹 everyday bro,💪💪 gotta start🆕🆕 the morning🌞🌞🌞 off right👉 💪. Yesterday my friend🐶 who💁💁💁 works in a distillery brought me some 199 proof ♥♥♥♥.💩 That's almost pure ethanol. Naturally I🙋 poured myself a fat one1️⃣ and got littttttt 🔥🔥.

are you actually gone mad?

can we ugh...im kinda shy...uhm..uhm..like...make...out..together... maybe thats just...what i want... >////////////<

shattafaka ap bombniggie

you are mental

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

wtf is wrong with you

i love cheating because i ♥♥♥♥ at csgo and i ♥♥♥♥ at everything and i get bullied in school and im adopted and transgender and im 300lb and im ugly and with cheats i finally get to feel power! i may be i loser in real life but in the video game world , YOU are the loser!!!!!!!!!!!!! head shot headshot i love cheating in csgo i cheat all day head shot head shot i love cheating and using aimbot and then getting bullied in the real world

My nyame is Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in the nyowtheast section of Mowioh, whewe aww the viwwas awe, and I am nyot mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow the Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at the watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionyawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, nyo mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minyutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have nyo pwobwems sweeping untiw mownying. Just wike a baby, I wake up without any fatigue ow stwess in the mownying. I was towd thewe wewe nyo issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain that I'm a pewson who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe nyot to twoubwe mysewf with any enyemies, wike winnying and wosing, that wouwd cause me to wose sweep at nyight. That is how I deaw with society, and I knyow that is what bwings me happinyess. Awthough, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn't wose to anyonye.

UWU TIME

i thought you loved me

why did you leave me for her

i cry

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️

come to burgerham
ask for danny g
I WILL KILL YA

call me egirl one more time i come to your house and i break your fockin legs

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