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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 12:25am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 8:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 3:01am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 9:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 10:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 12:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:14pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 9:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 7:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 10:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:12am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 2:10am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 10:51am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 5:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 12:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 11:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:21pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:21pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:21pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 1:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:26pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:20am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 7:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 5:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 9:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 10:36am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 6:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 8:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 10:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 8:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 11:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 1:59pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 7 @ 4:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 1:09am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 7:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 9:09pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 7:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 9:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 9:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 11:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 9:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:31am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:20am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:21am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 7:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 9:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 8:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 9:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 7:12pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 5:59am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 7:48pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:21pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 11:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 8:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 3:17am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 7:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 7:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 12:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 6:34am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:46am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:56pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:04pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 1:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Feb 4 @ 2:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 7:32pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:16am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 11:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:14am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:17am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 9:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:49am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:42am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:24am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:25am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 9:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 7:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Feb 4 @ 8:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 9:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 8:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:30pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:31am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:46am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:21pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:55pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:54am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:04am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 6:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:35am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 12:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 6:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 8:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:14am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 12:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 1:31am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 6:27pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 9:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 7:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 4 @ 10:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 12:48am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:40am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:04pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:27am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:20am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:24am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:36am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:39am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:16am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:24am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 10:21pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:22pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:20am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:14am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 5:04am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:20pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:44am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:40pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:20am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:21am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:23am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 12:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 8:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 7:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:20am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 7:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 11:21pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 8:26pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:35am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 5:23pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Feb 4 @ 10:25am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:02am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 3:29am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 2:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 10:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 5:04pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 5:49pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:15am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:21am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:16am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:58am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:51am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:23am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:18am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:08am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:34am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked May 12 @ 8:50pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 9:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 11:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:33pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:40am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:28am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:35am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:57am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:25am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:30am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:30am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:36am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 7:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:40pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 12:30am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:55am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:00am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 12:43am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:59am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:57am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 4:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:57am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:57am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:06am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:37am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:55am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:40am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:04am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:48am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:18am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:10am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:28pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:04am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:10am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:59am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:29am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:46am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:42am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:56am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 11:23pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:15am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 10:02pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 8:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:50am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:02am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:13am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 5:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:20am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:32am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:49am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 6:53am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:26am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 1:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:49am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 1:18am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:09am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 3:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:47pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:21am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:24am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:02am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:34am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 20 @ 9:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:20am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:01am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:32am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 5:46am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:06pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 1:31am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 5:37pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 10:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 5:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 5:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:29pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 2:40am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 6:38pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked May 22 @ 10:09pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 11:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 10:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:14am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 6:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:24am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:35am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:49am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:03am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 6:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 3:17am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15 @ 4:59am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 5:49pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 4:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:37am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 6:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:39am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:46am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:19am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:23am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 12:20am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:17am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 2:28am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:20am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:57am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:28am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:03am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 3:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:43am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 4:49am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 8:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 7:47pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 1:26am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:09am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 9:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 9:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 11:51pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 1:21am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked