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57.1 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted September 4, 2025.
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salhan'da sniper oynayınca billy summers gibi hissediyorum maşallah
Posted July 23, 2023.
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175.9 hrs on record (168.2 hrs at review time)
Boy oh boy where do I even begin... The Knight… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the fight and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the handle of your nail, and that gorgeous pogo parkour. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you get sealed. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off battle, you're a great vessel and knight, sometimes I even call you Little Ghost. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day get sealed. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful stale mask. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Dirtmouth and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first battle in the Forgotten Crossroads, because deep down, my glorious knight deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then at last, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from the White Palace and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious knight exclaim these words, "HALLOWNEST, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed Hallownest and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, The Knight.
Posted February 6, 2023. Last edited June 15, 2024.
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