Bsamm's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:17am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:32pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:09am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:02am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:24am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:56am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:06am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:13am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:31am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:51pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:34am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:44am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:10am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:01am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 5:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 5:00am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 7:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 5:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:34am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:12am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:41am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 8:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:48am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:38am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:00am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:50am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 7:51am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:27am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:00am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:01am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:24am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:16am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:53am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:32am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:44am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 6:44am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:35am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:09am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:01am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:55am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:35am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:37am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:54am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:16am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:40am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:57am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:51am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:23am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 9:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:16am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 6:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:51am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:35am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:40am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:19am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 5:43am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 6:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:06pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:16am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:42am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:34am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 6:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:05am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 6:03am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:18am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Apr 19, 2022 @ 6:23am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked May 2, 2022 @ 6:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 6:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:13am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 9:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 7:07am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 9:27am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:37am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 7:19am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 8:55am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 4:46am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 7:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:09pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 1:21pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:10pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:28am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 8:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 6:41am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 5:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:46am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:42pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:16am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:51pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 9:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:55am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:28am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:57pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 8:14am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 5:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 4:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 6:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 4:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 5:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 6:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Apr 30, 2022 @ 4:54am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 6:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:33am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 5:38am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:59am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:55am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 4:46am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 2:41pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 8:46am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 8:12am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 5:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 6:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:41am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 8:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 6:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 8:33am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 1:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Apr 30, 2022 @ 4:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 9:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:00am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 5:11am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 8:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 8:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 11:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 5:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 9:07am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 5:39am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 8:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 7:19am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 8:55am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 4:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 10:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 7:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:40am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Apr 7, 2022 @ 8:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:55am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:18pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 3:06pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 7:49am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 4:05am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 4:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:24am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:04pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:25am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:26am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:49am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 3:53am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 4:12am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 2:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 6:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 4:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 4:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 6:14pm