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23 of 23 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1991

Collect all the secret tapes
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 7:16am

Hello, this is Pablo

Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 8:03am

Bean Machine

Eat all the bean types
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 7:53am

The stones on this guy

Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 6:32am

Vicious

Fend off the police without being shot.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 6:38am

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 6:29am

Tony Jones

Buy every newspaper
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 5:47am

The Martian is a bad movie

Survive a full month on Mars.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 9:14am

Root Vegetables

Beat the game
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 9:30am

Old

Have over $9000
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 6:52am

Moriyama-san

Complete your record collection
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 7:28am

Good morning videogames!

Start a new game plus
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 12:31am

Two Baboons at once

Destroy two enemies at the same time
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 4:42am

Mr. Bean

Eat 5 bean types.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 6:17am

Nice

Have 69% hunger.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 6:08am

Well... this is low

Successfully rob a bike on the street
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 5:05am

Smarter than smoking

Never buy cigarettes.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 9:30am

THIS is REAL fun

Chill for over an hour
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 9:51am

The absolute madman

Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 6:37am

World’s fastest pizza

Take a pizza delivery job.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 5:03am

Aquaman talks to water, not fish

Buy fish from the fishermen
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 5:40am

C.R.E.A.M.

Phone mom for a loan
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 4:50am

I’m the Lebanese Rambo!

Eat a snack pack without throwing up
Unlocked Nov 27, 2023 @ 5:27am