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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:10pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:18pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:10pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:16pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 8:45pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:29pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 9:01pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:38pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2016 @ 7:10pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2016 @ 8:42am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2016 @ 10:23am