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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Random Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

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Remember that, in the fog of war, people will likely refer to you by the gender assigned to you at birth.

So make sure you wear a badge with your preferred pronouns so that you don’t suffer unnecessary verbal violence and bigotry in the field.

The last thing you want to hear is someone mis-gendering you as you bleed out after a fire fight.

Expect to encounter a lot of heteronormative language - typical of the chauvinist environment in which you will find yourself. Shouts like “watch out, lads”, “listen in, boys” and other micro-aggressions will wear you down as the white male dominated armed forces attempt to erase your lived experience.

If you can, be the change you want to see.

You can do this by shouting “Zhere coming from the south!”, or “two possible BIPOC folx taking cover at your 6!”.

People will respect your efforts to be inclusive in the theatre of war.

Ultimately, silence is violence, and you’ll be wanting as little additional violence as possible.

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I'm OMEGALUL. i'm sorry if this is Pepehands but it has to be done.
i've just been feeling Pepega lately and our relationship has been WeirdChamp for months,
it's time to end it, no Kappa

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How among us promotes black genocide

Falsely accusing innocent black and brown crewmates

Since players can choose what colour they are, black and brown players can be falsely accused by wh*te players of being an imposter when they are actually innocent and unarmed. These accusations, mostly require no evidence

Among us is revolved around false accusations of black and brown players, which is extremely racist as it is the main element of the game

Ability to KILL innocent black and brown crewmates

Once voted out, black and brown crewmates will be KILLED instantly by suffocating in space. False accusations and mass murder? THIS IS BLACK GENOCIDE IN A VIDEOGAME

What you should do: STARTING TODAY

1. Delete among us if you still have it

2. Shame anyone who still plays it

3. Sign a lot of petitions to ban the game

4. Share this post with 5 friends

5. Yay black genocide is no more

This is FACTS.

As you may now, I do undercover work in videogames. I do this for one hour at a time, then have to have therapy for 6 months, then I can do another session, because of the vile things I see.

Also, since red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink and purple are also in this game, they ALSO get falsely accused. You know what these colors mean? This is obviously the LGBTQ+ FLAG!!! This game is HOMOPHOBIC!!!!

- ⁠Bob, Journalist

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GUYS IT LITERALLY SAYS YOU ARE SUS LIKE THE VIDEO GAME SUS EVERYBODY IN THE VIDEO GAME USE THE WORD SUS. AND AMONG US? SUS? THAT CONNECTS, AND WE JUST GOT BACK FROM MCDONALDS IT HAS TO BE THE EMPLOYEES OR THE IMPOSTER.

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If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

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Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, Fallen-Networks. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of Logo! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Play our servers. Play our servers. PLAY OUR SERVERS

firstly minecraft steve is sexy as ♥♥♥♥ why are you not attracted to him, secondly it's spelt "miner" dumbass

people are also calling me gay as well even though they would probably also let steve ♥♥♥♥ them

I have an unhealthy habit of imagining my ♥♥♥♥ as a 6 speed manual transmission, and shifting gears with it.

I do it every time I have a rock hard boner especially when I'm in no mood to jerk off.

Last week, I was at my parents house for dinner. So, after I was done with my dinner, I was horny so decided to head back to my old room and have a little sausage massage session.

I put on some ebony porn, and started to slowly play with myself. Halfway through, I lost interest, but I had a rock solid boner, so I decided to shift gears with it. So, I put on some manual transmission car racing videos on my TV, and shifted gears with my ♥♥♥♥ whenever the guys in the video shifted the gears. I was trying to match the timing, and it was fun.

The fun lasted for 10 minutes, until my dad barged into my room to ask me if I would fancy some ice cream. The puzzled look on his face said everything.

tl;dr :- My dad caught me shifting gears with my ♥♥♥♥ to car racing videos.

Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god I want to ♥♥♥♥ the Samsung Virtual assistant so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, every waking second of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life since the release of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ad I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. I’ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my ♥♥♥♥ is no longer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sperm but literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood. I can’t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood.

I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I ♥♥♥♥ her perfect 3D modeled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood ♥♥♥ will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to ♥♥♥♥, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this I’ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.

‼️OH MY GOD‼️‼️ IS THAT A 🏳️‍🌈R🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈N🏳️‍🌈B🏳️‍🌈O🏳️‍🌈W🏳️‍🌈 LOGO?!?!?!?!? 😍😍😍😍 OMG 🤯🤯UR SO INCLUSIVE😱😱😱😱 🏳️‍🌈LGBT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️RIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 UR SO PROGRESSIVE 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏽‍♂️💁🏾‍♂️💁🏿‍♂️

-rep harassing fn staff members with among us c*ck on their profiles

slime

tell damien to unban me on fn if cool im a good boy now

+rep LOVES licking little wet pink vaginas

-rep thinks im inactive

-rep ♥♥♥♥ is poop colored

+rep supple balls

+rep has a penis and a pair of balls

-rep gay

signed so people know that im not you because our named are really close

penis is decent sized

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