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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:34am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:41am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:41am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:39pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:18am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:40am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:01am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:44am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:24am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:15pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:46am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:34am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:29am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 9:45am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:34am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:28am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:29am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:53am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:42am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:08am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:46am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:42am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:09am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:26am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:18am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:08am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:23am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:17am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:48am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:50am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:03am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:03pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:53am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:43am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:42am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:59pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:28am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:01pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:01am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:40am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:23pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:42am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:55am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:57am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:55am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:43am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:29am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:37am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:55am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 9:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:34pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 1:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 1:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:16pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 9:15am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 1:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 6:15pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 9:16am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 9:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:52pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:15pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:02am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:45am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:29am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:44am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:52am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:16pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:04am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:39am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:42am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:04am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 5:57am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:52pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:42am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:22am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:04am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:21am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:43am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:58am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:28am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:17am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:01am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:56am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:17am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:09am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 7:19am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:07pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:29am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:52am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:21am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:27am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:04am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:22am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 5:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:17am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:19am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 8:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 9:12am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:48am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 8:14am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 8:14am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:28pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:46am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:03pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:39am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:03pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:49am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 8:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:17pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:06am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:49am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:27am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 6:19pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:05am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 11:00pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:29pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:02am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:27am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:29pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 1:37pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 8:17am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 10:13am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:28pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:37pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 8:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:04am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:04am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:04am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:49am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 8:16am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:36pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 8:47am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:50pm



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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