Slurmp
Slurmp
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Do you ever just punt a baby over a fence?
Do you ever just punt a baby over a fence?
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Stinky Pete Nov 25, 2017 @ 8:08pm 
-rep ate ♥♥♥♥ with him once, it never came out the other end.
Senpai Kimiko Nov 25, 2017 @ 8:06pm 
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Stinky Pete Dec 25, 2016 @ 5:42pm 
We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect ♥♥♥♥.
They were Honey Nut.
Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member.
The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.
I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened.
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love cheerios," I said with a smile
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