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Tom Tucker: Coming up next: Can bees think? A new study indicates that no, they cannot.
Use a pun, go to jail.
"I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting position."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."

A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen
floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for
its species, managed to trap them in a corner. The children cowered,
terrified by this fearsome beast, plaintively crying, "Help, Mother!
Save us! Save us! We're scared, Mother!"
Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor of a parent protecting its
children, turned with her teeth bared to the cat, towering huge above them,
and suddenly began to bark in a fashion that would have done any Doberman
proud. The startled cat fled in fear for its life.
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