Perfect. We've been sitting here talking all day and you all never bothered to learn my name. Were so buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. Pfft. I mean, we don't even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? huh! P0rnhub, Xtube... I know these names better than my own grandmothers. Youporn, Xxn, Redtub, Pantyjobs Homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great but I ask you this! If I was big ol' guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking bare butt, balls, and back? Think about that for one second.