absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmao

this guy doesnt have a father but does have aim bot typical low income high crime rate human police brutality needed for people lioke him

+rep might be a femboy

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.

Nani the heck did you just iimasu about watashi, you chiisai baka desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the heck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, baka. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re freakin shinimashita’d, akachan.

I went to go do my normal jerk off routine and everything is going welll, not great, not good, but as expected. So when i jerk off i have some paper towel scraps that I geyser into, sometimes for multiple uses. I prefer paper towel because it is sort of a cross between a sock and toilet paper. Not too weak but not too strong and you can recycle it which i assume is good for the earth. So, i grab my used papertowel square and I unfold it from the crusty clump it was, and I geyser straight into it without ever looking and guess what i guess a little jumping spider snuck into it and made a little ♥♥♥ cave house. I blasted right all over the poor bugger and I ruined his whole day, i tried wiping the ♥♥♥ off it but it wouldnt stop jumping around so ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i tried to save you and you wouldnt let me. Im so pissed and sad i feel like i want to vomit because I love spiders but i also love to ♥♥♥ and i guess I accidentally collided those worlds together and the outcome is pretty lame