my favourite pedophile <3 /j

i like you will you be my bf

Good evening, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 2 inches is considered small. We recommend you a surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 2 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Have a nice day.

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mewo

meow

I met him before my wife was pregnant with a set of twins. She still remembers how this creep added her one day in CSGO casual servers. He promised my wife that he will gift her AK Vulcan if she allowed him to practice his premature shots in her lower tunnels. After several attempts and dry peeks, he managed to control his recoil and shot a laser spray, resulting in my wife's pregnancy. We never received AK Vulcan and he disappeared, after leaving my wife field-tested.

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你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏

pretty good for 30$ honestly. picked right off the streets and was willing to perform several unspeakable acts with yours truly without hesitation and with the upmost willingness and enthusiasm. would go again #freshmeatbutnotreally #didntwrapmywilly #whyamileakingyellowliquidsrn? #ladyboy

hmm cute

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zont1x

+rep I NEED A JOB NOW!!!!!

Nihahahaha

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what is perfecr world?

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