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Duke Dickenballs Nov 24 @ 5:02pm 
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my d*ck was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in Smethwick to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.
Mufasa Nov 17 @ 5:39pm 
Que tiras pointdown? pais de pasillo
Duke Dickenballs Nov 4 @ 2:27pm 
HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👩🏾🦱 in YOUR AREA 🗺 are playing ⏯ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨🏻 hung )😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 🥵 from being DEAD HARD??? Save🤝 ONE friend 👩🏻 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱 your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Save🤝 FIVE friends 👧🏻 and JANE ROMERO 💁🏻♀️ will suck 🌬 your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the killer shack 🔪🏠 Drop a CIRCLE OF HEALING 👨👩👦👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank KILLER 👨👩👧👦 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃🏻 and BLOW 🌬 another survivors GEN 💡 before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
z Oct 25 @ 10:08pm 
bro is boosted by a cheater lmao
𝕹𝖚𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖆 Sep 24 @ 10:15am 
fire mate
If you know enough biology and have enough computing power and data, you can hack my body and my brain and my life, and you can understand me better than I understand myself. You can know my personality type, my political views, my sexual preferences, my mental weaknesses, my deepest fears and hopes. You know more about me than I know about myself. And you can do that not just to me, but to everyone.

A system that understands us better than we understand ourselves can predict our feelings and decisions, can manipulate our feelings and decisions, and can ultimately make decisions for us.

But soon at least some corporations and governments will be able to systematically hack all the people. We humans should get used to the idea that we are no longer mysterious souls – we are now hackable animals. That's what we are.
76561199646233693 Sep 2 @ 8:38pm 
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Duke Dickenballs Aug 22 @ 11:10pm 
hey! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $1000 you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c0ck" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you
plumbBOB Aug 10 @ 9:49pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁Steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ └📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ └⚠️This folder is empty
Lei Aug 5 @ 12:09pm 
let's pool our talents, don't forget to add me!
76561199563205233 Aug 4 @ 1:46am 
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pixelatedponies Jul 20 @ 9:39am 
In 10 years we won't own our own computers, they'll be bought and rented like Comcast Cable modems (which also broadcast wifi that they charge other people for). Also the connection itself will be metered, with speed boost microtransactions. Artificial queues will be enforced and you can pay to advance your spot in them. Ads will use the already-patented tech to make sure you are watching them. They'll even monitor your pupils to make sure you're focused on them and not just looking at them for the duration.
short_stack Jun 26 @ 5:21pm 
Who are these people?
76561199388364694 Jun 13 @ 1:01pm 
+rep incredible gamer
76561199344110931 Jun 11 @ 12:39pm 
added for trade ^^
Truebringer Jun 8 @ 10:45am 
Pro teamwork
Shaktirg Jun 2 @ 11:10am 
eagle excellence
pixelatedponies May 17 @ 9:24am 
RIP, he got crushed by the pinsetter trying to free his stuck bowling ball last night. Buddy's getting strikes at the Pearly Lanes now...
Revers Trade Banned May 3 @ 6:48pm 
+rep, played with u before, really nice m8, gl in ur games🔥🔥🔥
Lei Apr 20 @ 1:14pm 
add me, +rep unstoppable force
psychicmirrors Mar 30 @ 5:56pm 
:re0rebecca:
plumbBOB Feb 23 @ 8:29pm 
Dont listen to the haters, keep your chins up.
76561199420517210 Feb 22 @ 4:42am 
+rep Fearless with the AK💥
rando Feb 13 @ 8:41am 
Genuinely skilled player who has perfected peeking, positioning, team play, and utility. Overall nice guy with great attitude, and a pleasure to have on your team. Whether your swinging long or peeking short, just know short_stack has your six!
🧡Kazuru🌟 Feb 1 @ 10:10am 
+rep tactical genius
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Dadal Jan 12 @ 3:45pm 
+Rep u fire dude on Competitive thanks for good game 🔥
im talm bout innit sale Jan 11 @ 10:59am 
sign
2ayEm Dec 25, 2024 @ 8:08am 
Merry Christmas
Felen Dec 19, 2024 @ 12:16pm 
Amazing job
76561199385518830 Nov 26, 2024 @ 11:43am 
+rep nice profile, experienced igl
76561199418823170 Oct 7, 2024 @ 11:02am 
+rep AWP virtuoso
76561199415508486 Sep 6, 2024 @ 8:40am 
+rep highly skilled and friendly
76561199622545209 Sep 2, 2024 @ 10:32am 
+rep nice person!
76561199369423278 Jul 27, 2024 @ 2:57pm 
^_^
Linger Jul 2, 2024 @ 10:01am 
eagle control
Bashicage Jun 7, 2024 @ 10:13am 
Time to shine in the gaming arena.
Limonka May 21, 2024 @ 12:20pm 
goat :3
2ayEm Jan 1, 2024 @ 5:10am 
Happy New Year Chris!!
p Dec 29, 2023 @ 1:05am 
try not to drop pallets on urself next time :3
2ayEm Oct 12, 2023 @ 10:04am 
+rep called him to help me out as my power went out he volunteered to help bring candles but on one occasion.
With out his candles I wouldn’t have had a good night with out any power.
If yoy need candles hes the man to call
76561199107810449 Aug 15, 2023 @ 9:00am 
Signed by me :) lets play csgo
Boombap Aug 5, 2023 @ 6:57pm 
sexy man wish i could have his kids
plumbBOB Jun 25, 2023 @ 12:41pm 
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Tarant1no Feb 11, 2023 @ 3:07pm 
add for trade
76561198284802511 Trade Banned Nov 12, 2022 @ 3:54pm 
Sorry for wasting your time but as you can see I’m collecting/reselling 2014 katowice sticker crafts and I might be interested for your ak case hardened and for some reason I got some kind of cooldown from sending friend request.If you don't mind to add me so we can talk.
76561199161217148 Oct 5, 2022 @ 7:00am 
i havr trade
Sensei_Kengi Sep 28, 2022 @ 4:09pm 
add to trade for blaze
Blaze Sep 10, 2022 @ 7:37am 
hello, added to play together :steamhappy:
76561199208495603 Sep 9, 2022 @ 7:48am 
hello, added to play together :steamhappy: