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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 10:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:18am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 6:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 1:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 6:10am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:36pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:19am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 10:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:02am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:37am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 9:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:29pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:38pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:32pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:05am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:12am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:54pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 11:45am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 12:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 10:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:13pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:48pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:51am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:29pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 9:07am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:36pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:18pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:08pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:20am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:47pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:55am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:23am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:31pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:38pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:28am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:56am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 4:41am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 4:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 7:00pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2022 @ 8:34am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 5:29pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:38pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:52pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:34am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:12am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:27am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:26am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:42am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:30am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:48pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 7:08pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 5:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:28am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 11:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 11:42am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 7:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:03am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 1:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 5:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 12:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:12pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 10:57am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:57am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:26am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 7:19am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 6:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 6:48am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 11:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:48pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 8:17am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 7:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 4:03pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 1:30pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 10:47am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 9:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 10:53am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:56am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 1:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 6:54am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 4:07pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 8:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:27am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 6:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 7:05am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 9:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 6:10pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:42am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 7:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 7:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 1:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 2:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 5:27pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 11:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 6:14am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 6:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:18pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 11:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 7:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 1:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:44pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 7:08pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:07pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 3:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:19pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 8:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:55pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 1:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:55am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 7:39pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2022 @ 11:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:37pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:19pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:44am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:02pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:56am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 11:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2023 @ 5:17pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:57am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 11:33am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:35pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 7:38pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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