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Jeevan Ke Katu Satya
Always Think Larger Than Life….

#1 Maut Aur Tatti, Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakti Hain.

#2 Saamp Aur ch**t, Jahaan Bhi Milen Maar Do.

#3 Zindagi Aur Jhaant Uljhe Hue Hain, Use Suljhane Ki Koshish Mat Karna.

#4 Samay Aur ch**tiya, Sab Ka Kat Ta Hain.

#5 Achi Piyo Kharab Piyo, Jab Bhi Piyo Sharaab Piyo.

#6 Paani Aur Land, Apna Rasta Khud Dhoondh Lete Hain.

#7 Beewi Aur Gaadi, Doosre Ko Doge To Ch*d Kar Hi Wapas Ayenge.

#8 Sardar Aur Suwar Ke Bachche, Chote Hi Achche Lagte Hain.

#9 Doodh Aur Gaand, Jab Phatthe Hain To Aawaaz Nahi Aati.

#10 Rocket Aur Tharak, Aadmi Ko Kahin Bhi Le Jaa Sakte Hain.

#11 Choochiyaan Aur Jazbaad, Jitne Dabaao Utne Hee Ubharte Hain.

#12 Jhaante Aur Koylaa, Hameshaa Sulagte Rahte Hain.

#13 Tootee (Tap) Aur Lauda, Hamesha Taidey Rehtey Hain.

#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) Jitnaa Bhi Uchhal Lein, Rahenge Hameshaa Laude Ke Neeche Hee!

Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai,

Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.

Tasalli Ho Jati Hai Lund Ko Koi Tou Hai Aisa

Jo Hanste Huey Har Wat Gaand Marane Ko Tayyar Ho Jata Hai.

Humne To Ki Wafa Usne Dil Toda Mera
Humne To Ki Wafa Usne Dil Toda Mera
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Usne Pucha Yaad Aati Ha Humari? Humne Kaha Lowda Mera

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